A little holiday humor for all

[mr. peasant]

Ok... here goes a few:

You know you play too much Starcraft when:

- You answer the phone with 'En Taro Adun'.
- You think M&Ms are a common military strategy (and not a chocolate).
- The census lists your religion as 'The Swarm'.

[flak4321]

Sarov, Mr. Peasant, very nice.

@Mr. Peasant:

- The census lists your religion as 'The Swarm'.

or "The Khala."

If you've called your boss or referred to him or her as "Judicator," you might be playing too much SC.

If you've finally gotten that long awaited raise and quipped "Hell, it's about time!," you might be playing too much SC2.

[DemolitionSquid]

I know there's a joke about Protoss and Jame Gumb somewhere.

"It rubs the sundrop on it's skin or else it gets the hose again."

[Sarov]

I know there's a joke about Protoss and Jame Gumb somewhere.

"It rubs the sundrop on it's skin or else it gets the hose again."

Well, at least I now know I'm not the only one who thought of that.

[TheEconomist]

I am soooooooooo going to say 'En Taro Adun' in Aldaris's voice next time I answer the phone

[Quirel]

Nice. Also nice to see somebody participate.

I have an addition also:

If you had gotten really annoyed with Blizzard Entertainment's definition of "soon" after 12 years, you might be an SC2 player.

If you have STARTED using Blizzard's definition of 'soon' after twelve years, you might be an SCII player.

[Eligor]

You might be a StarCraft player if...

-You happily shout "ZERG!" every time you see an anthill or a beehive.
-You refer to your dreadlocks as "my nerve-cords" (and refuse to cut them so as not to "fall into the Dark Ones' heresy").
-When answering the phone you first and foremost inform the person on the other side that Comm-Link is established.
-You baffle "Twilight" fans with your insisitence on such things as Shakuras, Dark Templar and ancient cyclical prophecies being part of the book's/books' plot, vampires? What vampires?
-You raid gift shops for blue and orange crystals and then attempt to combine their energies to get rid of a roach infestation at home.

[Quirel]

You have yet to actually kill anybody, though not for lack of trying...

"PSISTORM!"

[flak4321]

I just randomly thought of one I thought was pretty good:

You might be playing too much starcraft if you place signs such as "Beware of Lurkers" in your front yard.