A little holiday humor for all

[flak4321]

Edit: My apologies for the misleading title, all. If one of the mods can change it to "A little holiday gift of humor for all", that would be great. Think of this as a gift of humor for the holidays all, whichever you you celebrate.

I thought I'd share some laughs. There's a lot of SC/SC2 humor out there, but I thought I'd a different approach. Feel free to join in. Or stop me if you've heard this one...

If you parked your siege tank on top of your parents’ car or truck without noticing, you might be an SC/SC2 player.

If you’ve walked into a Zerg hive cluster just to meet a girl, you might be an SC/SC2 player.

If you’ve ever tried to >insert SC/SC2 ability here< the last person who pissed you off, you might be an SC/SC2 player.

If you built an in-ground pool into the bridge deck of your battlecruiser, you might be an SC/SC2 player.

If you greet your friends by saying “En taro Adun/Tassadar/coolest friend’s name”, you might be an SC/SC2 player.

If you’ve ever put down an empty beer mug and said “Ah, that’s the stuff”, you might be an SC/SC2 player.

If you’ve gone to a LAN party just to meet the girls, you might be an SC/SC2 player.

If you’ve been playing so long you didn’t notice the sun come back up for the third time, you might be an SC/SC2 player.

If you’ve gotten into an argument with your significant other and pictured that person as an Ultralisk, you might be an SC/SC2 player.

If you’ve gotten into an argument with your significant other and heard the phrase “nuclear launch detected”, you might be an SC/SC2 player.

If your pet Zerg scares the neighbors, you might be an SC/SC2 player.

If you use your/your favorite Protoss friend’s psionic abilities to liven up a party, you might be an SC/SC2 player.

If you’ve ever tried to cloak and leave a crappy party, you might be an SC/SC2 player.

If you’ve ever told a customer in your store who can’t pay you “you require more mineralsssss”, you might be an SC/SC2 player.

If you’ve ever told a person “you require more vespene gas” after a weak moment of flatulence, you might be an SC/SC2 player.

If you’ve ever told a person “Yamato cannon online” after your excellent moment of flatulence, you might be an SC/SC2 player.

This one’s for the ladies: if you’ve ever told your boyfriend/husband at a very particular moment that he must construct an additional pylon, you might be an SC/SC2 player.

[JackhammerIV]

This one’s for the ladies: if you’ve ever told your boyfriend/husband at very a particular moment that he must construct an additional pylon, you might be an SC/SC2 player.

LOL. The rest were ok for me. This was the best by far.

[Arkalis]

I am dissapointed. I expected holiday-theme jokes, but this is good too.

[DemolitionSquid]

Humor? I see nothing funny in this thread.

[flak4321]

LOL. The rest were ok for me. This was the best by far.

Thanks! The challenge was putting it into forum appropriate language. I'm glad somebody got it.

I am dissapointed. I expected holiday-theme jokes, but this is good too.

Apologies. Did have some trouble picking a title. I'll try to change the thread name to something like: "A gift of humor for your holiday" or something more appropriate.

Humor? I see nothing funny in this thread.

Oh come now. This is totally funny in an inane and irreverent way. Just think of them in the "You might be a redneck" fashion, as they are meant. I will admit that soem are not as good as others, but there are some decent lines here.

[Arkalis]

Yeah, the additional pylon one has its merit

[Quirel]

If you've ever broke out in a cold sweat when you read a guy's business card and realize he's Korean, you might be a SC2 player.

[flak4321]

If you've ever broke out in a cold sweat when you read a guy's business card and realize he's Korean, you might be a SC2 player.

Nice. Also nice to see somebody participate.

I have an addition also:

If you had gotten really annoyed with Blizzard Entertainment's definition of "soon" after 12 years, you might be an SC2 player.

[Sarov]

Some jokes taken from another site, during the time of the original game:

You know you play too much StarCraft when…

… you sit in a traffic jam and wonder if your car has a Siege mode.
… you complain about the inefficiency of our military. Even on slow days, it only took you half an hour to amass a fleet and annihilate your opponent.
… you don't believe in the concept of overpopulation. Why not just build more supply depots?
… you mistake Democrats for UED leaders.
... you know everyone on Battle.net. Everyone on Battle.net knows you.
… you're sleeping with your girl and accidentally scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name.
… you cry yourself to sleep because your SC CD is missing.
… you actually understand all of the above jokes.

[Arkalis]

Hahahah nice jokes Sarov. Keep adding more people