The StarCraft Bible

[senervo]

Yin and Yen, Macro and Micro :P I wanna know whos the Jesus of the sc bible?

Kerrigan?
or rather, she has many similarities with Jesus, save for doing nice stuff...

btu you know what? she was a highly regarded specialist and assassin...
she gets left to die, she reincarnates as the queen of blades and then the prophecy foretells of her being the savior...

hm...

[DemolitionSquid]

Tassadar is Jesus.Blizzard even described him as "the twilight messiah."

[GnaReffotsirk]

Nothing like Jesus, imo. He's more like david than Jesus.

Jesus proposed a way of life and thinking, Tassadar went to strike the giant with a pebble (the unrealized/recognized power of void+khala).

Menks is like the dark-side of moses. Well, in fact, he is sort of moses. Laws, fits of rage, dominion over a lost people.

[chobopeon]

maybe I should just make this a bible-sc fanfic? :]

[Gradius]

As the goderator of this forum, I bless you all in the name of the Zerry, the Kerry, and the holy Raynor.

[Arkalis]

As the goderator of this forum, I bless you all in the name of the Zerry, the Kerry, and the holy Raynor.

But where is the Messiah? I don't see Overmind illusion Tassadar in this preachery.

[GnaReffotsirk]

maybe I should just make this a bible-sc fanfic? :]

Heresy! Starcraft2ism has only one holy book, and there can be only one holy book. It's the holiest of books, the book of all holies. The hole in the bookiest of ....

[KadajSouba]

Raynor is Jesus, the Savior.

Kerrigan Is Mary Magdalen, the one saved by Jesus.

Mengsk Is Poncius Pilatus. The one that pursued Jesus.

Raynor's crew are his apostles.

Tychus is Juda, the one that Betrayed Jesus.

Tassadar is Saint Peter Apostle, the one that Jesus trusted the most.

Can I hear a HALELUYA?!?!?!?!

[GnaReffotsirk]

Let us take a moment of silence, and pray...

[chobopeon]

heh

thanks to the dudes from scl who have already contacted me. looking forward to hearing from more of you guys.