SC2 Funny Observer Quotes should be..?

[Asfastasican]

Do you guys remember how the protoss observer unit would spout off funny soundbytes from other Blizzard games when you clicked on them enough? Wouldn't it be awesome if they brought that back in a sequel and added a few more new soundbytes this time around?

Post a suggestion of what you would love to hear the observer play or something that would make you LOL when you hear it the first time!

I personally would rofl if I heard the observer say "Your sound card works perfectly!" with a burly human voice. Do any of you guys remember that one?

Edit- I was referring to possible funny blizzard quotes that may be put on the observer in SC2, such as lines from diablo 2, or wc3, or wow. But if you want to talk about funny quotes from sc units or from any other blizzard game, then go for it.

[Xyvik]

Do you guys remember how the protoss observer unit would spout off funny soundbytes from other Blizzard games when you clicked on them enough? Wouldn't it be awesome if they brought that back in a sequel and added a few more new soundbytes this time around?

Post a suggestion of what you would love to hear the observer play or something that would make you LOL when you hear it the first time!

I personally would rofl if I heard the observer say "Your sound card works perfectly!" with a burly human voice. Do any of you guys remember that one?

I mostly just remember the hilarious "one small step for man...one giant..STOP POKING ME!!!"

That was awesome. Pure awesome.

I actually haven't given much thought to the funny sayings, I've been more worried about strategy and such.

I'm sure they'll bust our guts again. Now you have me curious...

[Pandonetho]

IMO the best quotes were Terran ones.

Basically, everything the ghost said was badass. The Goliath was badass as well. So was the Wraith. So was the battlecruiser.
And oh god, my favourite, the marine was badass as well, especially considering his lines in the campaign were absolutely badass to the max.

"Sir, we've just had a whole cargoship full of whoopass dumped on us. We ran into a new strain of ultralisk, and it took a lot'o pepper to bring it down. To top it all off, recon reports the critter's been reincarnated by a nearby cerebrate, and it's on its way back for more!"

"Sir, we've 86ed this cerebrate, we shouldn't run up against any smacked up ultralisks anytime soon."

"Sir, these sunken colonies aren't being affected by anything we hit'em with. I'll bet there's one of those cerebrate critters pumpin'em full of energy nearby."

"Sir, this cerebrate's been whacked. We shouldn't have any more trouble with those sunken colonies"

"Sir, it looks like this corridor has been lined with defensive autoguns. If we can lure the Zerg in here, they'll be cut to shreds."

"Let's wax these critters!"

"You'll never make it out of here alive bitch"

"Ohoho man, how the hell are we gonna get by all them Zerglings?"

"What the hell did they DO to that command center?!"

"Permission to speak freely sir? I'm not sure you know what you're doin! If you're goin to send us into hostile territory and want us to defend ourselves, then use the attack command. But if you want us to ignore enemy fire, and go exactly to the spot you targeted, then use the move command. Now, which'll it be?"

All the quotes IMO are so memorable. I really hope the marine in SC2 will have just as many lines and can live up to the SC1 marine's badassness.

But of course, nothing tops the sexy adjutant voice.
"Simply select start, to begin the demonstration"
"Whenever you feel you are ready, you may select start."
"Anytime is fine"
"You're okay to go"
"Magistrate... are you alright?"

[Zabimaru]

I loved the warcraft 10 advert (I think it was 10). The little fella was actully quite a cool unit for one that dosn't attack.

[Asfastasican]

IMO the best quotes were Terran ones.

So true. I remember that one brood war installation mission with the angry marine threatening the civilian. He said stuff like "push the any key... well which one's the any key?" "Tell me the password before I BLOW AN AGGRESSION INHIBITOR!" and when he kills him "Oh... heh heh... oops!"

[Gradius]

Pfffft. We all know that the incomprehensible Khalani Protoss quotes are the best:

Scout - Cho'gal
Zealot - Issah'Tu! Gee'hous! Gau'gurah!
Fenix - Nach nagala
Zeratul - Khas Naradak
Arbiter - Jepahca'zoen, Gowron
Carrier - Loh'Klahs, Ischk'nu?, Gau'ju

And the best one in the game:
Dragoon - Glah'sos, Cah'karadahs, Loch'tide, Meto'rah, Nagat'soon, For vengeance.

[Gritten]

Pfffft. We all know that the incomprehensible Khalani Protoss quotes are the best:

Scout - Cho'gal
Zealot - Issah'Tu! Gee'hous! Gau'gurah!
Fenix - Nach nagala
Zeratul - Khas Naradak
Arbiter - Jepahca'zoen, Gowron
Carrier - Loh'Klahs, Ischk'nu?, Gau'ju

And the best one in the game:
Dragoon - Glah'sos, Cah'karadahs, Loch'tide, Meto'rah, Nagat'soon, For vengeance.

lol I've never seen them spelt out that way before. But when you're reading through em - you can definatley hear the quote aloud.

Why is it the dragoon has soo many...and then it's "For Vengeance" That doesn't fit at all lol.

[ChaosSmurf]

"Terrible terrible damage"

[Hammerhead]

I would lol if "terrible terrible damage" was a quote.

[Norfindel]

The Arbiter's lines are the best of the Protoss quotes. The voice acting was excellent.

This one comes to mind:
Do you seek knowledge of time travel?...
And now, for your first lesson hahahaha!!!...
(says everything again backwards and very quickly)...
Do you seek knowledge of time travel?