Funny rage quits

[Slyph]

Similar story.

I was playing a quick Custom Game on Metalopolis (I think...), typical TvT noobplay, I think it was my second MP game since the beta. I see no sign that my opponent is a human being the whole match, no responses to glhf or anything, no trash talk, and most of all NO UNITS. Didnt find a Scout or push for 10 minutes. I sent a quick raiding party to his main to spank a few workers, still no appreciable reaction.

Decided fine, if he's teching to BC or something I'd better tech too. Being a noob I waste 10 minutes building this uber fist-of-God Marine/Thor/Raven deathball and decide to cautiously move out, still no sign of him so I send the Raven to check expansions. I find one in the process of being set up, just a few SCVs and half-built refineries so I think fine, I'll drop an autoturret as a feint while I move in on what I think is his main.

I drop the turret, and TWO SECONDS after I drop it, one SCV goes down he speaks;

"Fucker"

And quits.

Class.

[senervo]

i just played a game where a zerg player in platinum who did a 6-pool, early expand....huh... and no queens either til the last second

and after he sent his 6 baneling on my lone stalker he accused me for picking the noob race and called me a...eh...
gay va-jay-jay...

he then continued by ranting how his country is full of arabs...
that was a strange game...

[Twilice]

Fast teched to collosi with a semi-walloff with zealots and sentries. Force shielding his zerglings and banelings pretty well. And before he had pushed away my army a huge collossus pops up and owns everything.

We fight a bit more, his fast zerglings kills my expansion before I set it up. I manage to do a suicide attack to kill off his spawning pool to stop teching to something else.
When I finnished him off with a second wave I quite easily kills his zerglings and the roaches he managed to get.

Where he says "imba piece of *****

[Gradius]

Got a bunch of terrans whining that the 1 gateway stargate build w/ void rays is lame cheese. Apparently you're not allowed to do anything before 5-6 minutes in the game to meet their high standards. :P

[Twilice]

Damn, it reminds me of that stupid game I just had. I totally failed... I had left a spot open diagonally so the protoss player came in with 2-3 zealots and pawned my economy and marines. I defended it off but the cost of many things.

I assaulted his base and where almost winning when that stupid void ray came... Well I was prepared for it, I had stimmed marines. And quickly killed it.

The only thing was that I didn't have enough resources to keep up with his pushing because of the big fail I did at the start... Then I felt ashamed, I would have won that game easily if I didn't do the thing at start.

I rage quitted