Letter to the Protoss

[Gradius]

This is definitely a good laugh: http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/forum/topic/608681031

Yo,

I know we've had our differences. You know, us steam rolling the last stand of the protoss, the sacing of your homeworld of Aiur... but no need for glee filled memories. The Terran are our real problem now. We have heard their attack/move masses and smarter segie tank pilots are proving difficult for your forces to deal with. Not but 4 years ago i remember thier tanks would hap hazardly all shoot the same target... They are stronger now... more coordinated. However it is not just you, we too have found difficulty with thier new technologies speed. Our youngest most promissing track-lings are being outrun by mere criminals with jetpacks. Did you know they put a flame thrower on the top of a go kart just to mock us? Times are indeed dark for our two races.

However maybe there is light at the end of the tunnel. We have heard whispered rumors in the swarm of a possible zerg-protoss hybrid. At first we were digusted at the idea of even being in contact with a race who could not even manage to evolve a mouth... but then we saw the metal beast. Death flew from its hands. Those we called friends exploded right before our eyes. Our brothers in the skies struck down by more missles than all the eyes in the swarm could track. We have seen hell... and we want no more of it. We must come togeather to combat this new terror. It is only in merging that we may truely be saved. Our hybrid race may beable to wipe the fear from all the young zerg fresh out of their larva... and what ever version of child your race may hold dear. We are running out of time. We must act now.

- The Swarm

PS. Really, sorry about Aiur... our bad.

and my favorite reply:

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I dunno, ever seen a psi storm go down right in the middle of a load of marines? Isn't that cool? Did you know a psi storm hits exactly as much damage as one of your hydralisks has health? Those terrans just have gigantic rockets. Our weakest guys channel their psi power into lightsabers. I think we'll be okay. (I mean, how could we lose?) Even if the Queen of Blades tries to attack us, we'll just hit her with feedback... Besides, I think you've got your major enemy wrong. The bad terrans you are discussing are really just greedy morons. If we ever want them to leave, we'll just dump a massive pile of gold halfway across the galaxy and BAM! They're out of the Koprulu sector. The hybrids already exist, and they don't particularly appreciate either of us. It's more likely we band together to destroy them than to create them.

Still, we're glad to see individual zerg developing sentience - we'd thought it was only queens and higher that could really think. It promises far more for your race than we had ever thought you might achieve. (Because frankly, blowing up s**ttons of stuff is not really an achievement - we did that for about a thousand years, and it was only when we stopped that we discovered our true selves. Now that we only blow stuff up when we have to, we still do it better than anyone else, and we have the prettiest ships in the galaxy!)

[broodmywarcraft]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..............HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH AHAHA............ha...

[minerals]

Epic post ftw.

[Norfindel]

Heheh! Hilarious

[Drake Clawfang]

I was only slightly amused up until the flamethrower on the go-cart. Then I cracked right up.

[Andrew]

LOL! now this made my day

[mikill]

Gold! Where?

[Andrew]

Its on Char right in the middle of it where the giant volcano is its right inside it...you cant miss it!

[Pandonetho]

Dear Protoss and Zerg.


**** you. Everyone calls us OP for a reason. Have a nice day while we steam roll you guys with marauders.

[spychi]

I suggest increased cost for Terran's bio-upgrades like stim or concussive shots
oh and remove stim for Marauders
because I just had just about enough of stimmed rauders, it's funny because there is no counter for them, just damn void rays which will fail anyway