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Thread: How does Tychus Findlay poop?

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    Default How does Tychus Findlay poop?

    Sorry if this question has been posted before, but if Tychus Findlay is locked in the marine suit, how does he poop? This bugged me throughout the entire campaign. He can't poop in the suit like the Fremen in Dune because in the Odin mission, he uses the bathroom in one of the breaks.

    He also doesn't seem to be able to reach his genitals and, presumably, his "captain's quarters," since he mentions to Raynor that the first thing he plans to do when he got out of the suit was something implied to be masturbation.

    Does the suit open to allow in the back like those little kid pajamas? In that case, how does he wipe? Surely he can't reach back there and wipe with any dexterity with those suit arms. And even if he could, the arms would probably tear the toilet paper.

    Also, the front of the Starcraft 2 marine suit looks like a cat face.
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    Default Re: How does Tychus Findlay poop?

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    Man... pooping and cat ears was just to much

    ahhh god... man

    But ye demolition is probably right, dunno if we got fact sources on this
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    Their suits have a self-cleaning system of some type. The excrement is either recycled to power the suit or put into a compartment for purging later. Its possible his crotchplate is so large to house all the pee before its released.

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    Default Re: How does Tychus Findlay poop?

    Quote Originally Posted by userstupidname View Post
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    It has an internal recycling system.

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    Tony, how do you take a pee in that suit?
    Tony: <grunts>... just like that!
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    Default Re: How does Tychus Findlay poop?

    this is the funniest thing I've read all day. I never thought about that lol

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    I'd say his suit has one of these built in:


    http://craziestgadgets.com/2009/01/0...-space-toilet/

    haha

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    Maybe that's why he's so grumpy and angry during the final missions.

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    I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought of this ..... immediately when the game started.

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