Are Zerg edible?

[imdrunkontea]

Hydras are just slugs with a hard shell...escargot, anyone?

[screw_ball69]

Wow, I just had a retarded idea.
What if a ghost ate a zergling, would that make hem into the same sorta thing Kerrigan is now.

[Norfindel]

Wow, I just had a retarded idea.
What if a ghost ate a zergling, would that make hem into the same sorta thing Kerrigan is now.

I think it's not that easy... Kerrigan has tried to make intelligent infested Terrans for a lot of time.

[Brutaxilos]

LOL i remeber on blizzcon when they had the fake wings of liberty campaign missions, one of them was Zerg BBQ and then Mengsk's ribs LOOOL

[Drake Clawfang]

Zerglings and Broodlings are mm-mm-good. You fry them over an open flame for about five minutes, there's lots of little bones though so you've gotta be careful, but man is the meat tender. It's a bit salty though, after a while the taste lingers in your mouth.

Ultralisks and Defilers is very tough and has a bitter aftertaste, but apparently it has a lot of nutrients in it and is great for the digestive tract. I guess if you're into the healthy stuff you can choke it down. Drones tend to mostly have the same aftertaste but isn't as tough, so if you can go for Drone meat over Ultralisk meat.

Hydralisk meat is very juicy, for Hydralisk meat you wanna cover it in breadcrumb, wrap it up in some tinfoil to capture that juice and bake it in an oven for about twenty minutes. It's delicious, especially with some barbeque sauce. The meat just falls off the bone. Gotta be careful eating meat taken from its head though, those cuts sometimes have spines embedded in them and the damn things can fire off from the heat when you cook them, dangerous things there.

[UED]

We need the aliens of District 9 to eat them.

[Visions of Khas]

No, Prawns aren't barbarians, they'd never do that.


... You have to force-feed the zergling cat food first.

[DemolitionSquid]

The Nigerians of D9, however, would eat them.

[Drake Clawfang]

I suggest a new topic - are Demolition Squids edible?

[Eligor]

I heard Hydralisk sashimi aren't bad at all, tho' a tad on the chewy side, that and the fact that people start sprouting extra appendages and tentacles and claim allegiance to the Queen of Spades or some such are the only things that keep it from becoming the dish of choice in most sushi places (the Japanese government pleaded that they'll make fugu liver legal again if only people would stop eating Zerg, since at the moment the number of Hydralisk eaters rises rapidly and confining them to mental asylums and hospitals proved well nigh impossible, they've barricaded themselves in an area of Tokyo claiming to wait for the Swarm to descend onto Earth, further attempts at communication resulted in journalists being viciously devoured and hauled off for nefarious purposes).