Our beta adventures have been fun, but sadly our time is coming to a close. I think now is the best time for us to reminisce about our many endeavors, from The Mothership nerf and Roach food increase to the small yet important things like Johnnywhatshisname reporting a player who called him a "noob" to blizzard. Soon 1 kagillion people will be playing starcraft 2 at any given time and we won't be able to feel like the minority anymore, but fear not my Starcraft loving friends for there is a indefinite light at the end of the tunnel! We have the experience and the information to roflpwn any player we come across. (who did not participate in the beta) Now when we enter a game we can simply state "I played in the beta, PREPARE TO BE VANQUISHED" and we shall strike fear into our opponents to the point where they forget their additional pylons and they forget that they NEED MORE MINERALSSSSSS and forget to properly block off their ramp with supply depots. You see my friends through this you will gain power, so much power you might feel like bellowing "I HAVE THE POWER" as you can see here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yeA7a0uS3A) that man is clearly a starcraft 2 beta participant. You perhaps will encounter a opponent who defeats you regardless of your participation in the beta. But don't fret you can simply use your extensive knowledge of Starcraft 2 to make it seem like you are the better player. You see my fellow Starcraft 2 Beta Participants you are a winner and should let people know that you are indeed a winner. In conclusion, remember to wear your Starcraft 2 Beta Participant heritage well and use your powers for good.





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