A collection of random forum quotes

[Blazur]

Just a short collection of random quotes picked up from this forum and the SC2GDF over the past few years. I regret not thinking of doing this sooner because there's been some hilarious stuff written.

I think nueral parasite, hunter seeker and force field are all imbalanced. If they leave the game like this Zerg, Terran and Protoss will always win.
- ArcherofAiur

Starcraft2Wire is reporting that HasuHasu of the Starcraft II Battle.net Forums has stated "If someone on StarcraftWire said [beta's] not coming out soon then it will probably be out within the hour." Starcraft2Wire will keep you up-to-date on this developing Starcraft II news story.
- Ghetto_overlord

In response to a thread stating "right now when i go to log into my b.net account it either says service is unavailable or i get the oops murloc. is anyone else getting this and if so this could mean they are setting everything up for the beta"

I remember espn.com was down once.

I assumed someone hit a 5 run home run, even made a forum post about it.
- Grubbers2

Actually its probably rated 2/5 because they know the German version will be censored and everyone will shoot rainbows and when units die their corpses will be replaced with beautiful bushels of flowers because the holocaust did not happen and they are a peace loving nation.
- Internetking

I personally don't really care about the lore or the logicality of this so much as the genius of the game and the game play. Fact of the matter is the Zerg could spit out infested Marios for all I care so long as it's unique, interesting, useful, and fun to play with.
- HappyMint

Is it imbalanced? Not necessarily; however, due to its quasi-omnipotence, it's so amazing that it's dull.
- n00bonicPlague

Look how long its taken blizzard to add the damn battle report to their site, even having it done a month ago. Imagine how long it will take to send that email consisting of a number of beta keys they will be giving SC:L. I'm sure they had to localize the email which tells SC:L how many keys they will get.
- Santrega

Only with Blizzard could I have seen something and still wait for it to come out.
- ArcherofAiur

[TheEconomist]

I think nueral parasite, hunter seeker and force field are all imbalanced. If they leave the game like this Zerg, Terran and Protoss will always win.

This one was pretty good

[//MavericK\\]

I love noob's. Talk about twisting around words.