Finally, The Vuvuzela Has A Purpose

[//MavericK\\]

Well...I have to report that Eclipse was the first of the Twilight bunch that did not have me laughing my butt off the entire way through the movie. Only some of the way.

Fight scenes were not bad, actually. However, this is definitely a PG-13 movie...when vamps were injured...they didn't bleed. They shattered like glass?! Looked really weird.

Acting from the three main stars was just awful though. I think they've been taking acting tips from Hayden Christensen. Barf!!!

This is by far the best film of the bunch...but that isn't saying a whole lot.

[Hellgrinder]

Going by what I've seen in the relationships in Twilight, it seems like ASVS's RayCav wrote it. Girl hooks up with Werewolf? Bestiality! Girl hooks up with Vampire? Necrophilia! 108-year-old dweeb hooks up with High School Girl? Pedophilia! It' actually insanely depraved when you think about it.

[//MavericK\\]

Good point. Nvr really thought about it that way.

[Gradius]

I didn't know it was called a vuvuzela until this thread. I've always called it a foghorn, or some such.

[DemolitionSquid]

I didn't know it was called a vuvuzela until this thread. I've always called it a foghorn, or some such.

Foghorns make a low sound. Vuvuzelas make a

BBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

[TheEconomist]

Most people don't know what it sounds like because if you hear it in person you are either instantly deafened or brutally imploded a la Doom soldiers. This is exactly what is needed at Twilight premier.

[DemolitionSquid]

[TheEconomist]

[Blazur]

[Twilice]

Lol, we even had vuvuzelas on our news!