Funny/Epic stuff

[Warsaw]

I know. Best part was the 'suspicious bags' part.



Lol. I know. I laughed so hard when I found the joke and I thought, "I have to share this."




It's called a joke. Stop being so anal. Oh, and stop being so serious in a thread that's supposed to be for fun.

Serious? Why. So. Serious!?

[Visions of Khas]

It's called a joke. Stop being so anal. Oh, and stop being so serious in a thread that's supposed to be for fun.

The eight-year-old child in me just high-fived you.

[Warsaw]

The eight-year-old child in me just high-fived you.

Wow. Is everyone here that bad at seeing sarcasm?

[Visions of Khas]

I wasn't making fun at you; I was noting the silly joke she injected in there. "Stop being anal. Also, stop being so serious." Hence, the eight-year-old (read: immature) part of me giggled.

[Sarov]

The eight-year-old child in me just high-fived you.

Lol. Thanks.

Wow. Is everyone here that bad at seeing sarcasm?

Pfft why would a penis request a raise. It's part of the body a durr.

And why can't anyone seem to realize that without tone, or facial expression, you can't really tell if someone is being sarcastic unless something is so blatantly obvious that it cannot be mistaken for anything else. It's like saying "Couldn't you tell that I was sad?" when you had a blank face.

Also, you sound like DemolitionSquid. Except he would have replied to the joke with something that was funny.

I wasn't making fun at you; I was noting the silly joke she injected in there. "Stop being anal. Also, stop being so serious." Hence, the eight-year-old (read: immature) part of me giggled.

Hallelujah!


Also, something else that is funny:

[TheRabidDeer]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she had selected the following items:

* A half-gallon of 2% milk
* A half carton of eggs
* A quart of orange juice
* A small head of romaine lettuce
* A 2-pound can of coffee
* And a 1-pound package of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."

[DemolitionSquid]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she had selected the following items:

* A half-gallon of 2% milk
* A half carton of eggs
* A quart of orange juice
* A small head of romaine lettuce
* A 2-pound can of coffee
* And a 1-pound package of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."

I love it.

[Norfindel]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she had selected the following items:

* A half-gallon of 2% milk
* A half carton of eggs
* A quart of orange juice
* A small head of romaine lettuce
* A 2-pound can of coffee
* And a 1-pound package of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."

Haha! It's very good!

[Charly]

This ad is so f--kin' pointless and freaky I'm still getting nightmares because
of it.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfzNE...os=aeUGPL6_xkc

And I thought I was weird. :/

[Twilice]

This ad is so f--kin' pointless and freaky I'm still getting nightmares because
of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfzNE...os=aeUGPL6_xkc

And I thought I was weird. :/

WTF?

* you can do ['youtube] ['/youtube] tags around them