Funny/Epic stuff

[Twilice]

Does it need an explanation? Here you can post your funny pictures or tell some funny jokes.


*http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/th...Id=12454665647
It's funny because it's true Even a blue facepalmed.

[Nenol-phoenix]

The first one is awesome, I can't believe it wasn't immediatly answered with calls of you're doin it wrong :P
"when i get to f4 it crashes my game EVERY TIME!"
EPIC
second one is kinda lame, and third one, I wish I could do that XD

[Twilice]

Heres some more:



And then a joke:
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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every
way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that
one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini
skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite
near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to
be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to
me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires
for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total
shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my
bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it, just come up and
get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up
the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight
to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked
straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With
tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have
passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."

The lesson? Always keep your condoms in the car.

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[Nenol-phoenix]

Let's help Twilice here with some images:

[Twilice]

Hm, maybe it was stupid to write "epic" in the thread title. By experience it's bad to state something as epic before you know what it is (winks)

[Sarov]

Penis Joke

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to diseases.

Response:

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. You will slow down before you are 65.
9. You find it difficult to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
11. And, if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely, The Management

[Visions of Khas]

That's hilarious, Sarov!

... And, after looking at Nenol Pheonix's signature, I laughed even more. XD

[Warsaw]

Pfft why would a penis request a raise. It's part of the body a durr.

[screw_ball69]

That was awesome Sarov.

[Sarov]

That's hilarious, Sarov!

... And, after looking at Nenol Pheonix's signature, I laughed even more. XD

I know. Best part was the 'suspicious bags' part.

That was awesome Sarov.

Lol. I know. I laughed so hard when I found the joke and I thought, "I have to share this."

Pfft why would a penis request a raise. It's part of the body a durr.

It's called a joke. Stop being so anal. Oh, and stop being so serious in a thread that's supposed to be for fun.