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  1. 06-10-2010, 02:40 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drake Clawfang View Post
    Which faction does Exdeath align himself with?

    The Dark Templar because he loves their VOID!!!

    ...I'm the only one who gets that one aren't I?
    Lol. Nice genre crossover.
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  2. 06-11-2010, 02:42 AM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warsaw View Post
    That is just offensive. For shame.
    Surely its a compliment?
  3. 06-11-2010, 02:54 AM #43
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    a dark templar walked into a bar...
    and asked an acolyte bartender for a drink,
    acolyte replied: the shadow beckons
  4. 06-11-2010, 09:07 AM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by flak4321 View Post
    Lol. Nice genre crossover.
    Yay, now I don't feel like such a nerd.
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    Shouldn’t you be worried that your crotch sounds like a buzz-saw, Noob?


    Back with all gun's blazing.
  6. 06-11-2010, 11:03 AM #46
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    Three Stalkers walk into a bar,
    the 4th one Blinks over it.
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    A ultralisk starts singing show tunes...

    because he has no actual job
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  8. 06-11-2010, 12:46 PM #48
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  9. 06-11-2010, 12:54 PM #49
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    a man walks into a bar and says "battlenet 2.0"
    writing rhymes in my captain's log, Black Star date
    mcs fake like Egyptian gods in Stargate
  10. 06-11-2010, 10:16 PM #50
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    "10 Zerglings walked to a bar but it lifted off."

    That's the perfect joke! xD!
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