SC2 Jokes

[Warsaw]

I wasn't sure if I should post this here or in Off Topic but the thread is on the official forums.

http://forums.battle.net/thread.html...23354&sid=5000

It's just a joke thread about "*Blank* walks into a bar.." I thought some of the jokes were pretty. Here are a few I got from the link.

"An ultralisk walks into a bar, bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?"."

My personal entry, (My username is Handsome on the blizzard forums, probably in full retail too because I like it.) "A baneling walks into a bar..."

And a third one which is pretty damn good.

Two Marauders are out walking, when they notice a Medivac nearby.

"Damn," says the first Marauder, "that's one fine-looking lady. You ever think about getting with her?"

"No way!" the second Marauder exclaims. "I heard she had six Marines inside her last night!"

Anyone got any of their own? Or if you see any in the thread that you liked repost them here. There are a lot of bad jokes in that thread.

[CrowToss]

A void ray pulls into a parking space and the pilot hops out to run some errands. He gets back just in time to see a parking officer giving him a ticket. He calls out to him.

"Hey! Are you blind? I have a parking pass right on the dash."

The officer turns to him and says.

"Yeah, I can see that. But your parking pass, sir - it's void."


...

EGH? EEEH?

[n00bonicPlague]

Tychus walks into a bar. Jimmy says, "Crap . . . what are my lines?"

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[Drake Clawfang]

Two Marines are patrolling a base when two Overseers fly by and spit out two eggs. The eggs hatch into Infested Terrans, and one of the Marines goes "Sarge? Lester?"

[minerals]

Egghghghghgh i'm scarred for life

[GnaReffotsirk]

Raynor walks into a bar, and suddenly the lights go out. "Have your talk somewhere else buddy!", exclaims the bartender.

[n00bonicPlague]

One day, Joey Ray got his SCV on "Pimp My Ride".

The next day he showed up at work in a Thor.

[Gradius]

noobonic's jokes are the best haha :P

[Drake Clawfang]

A Marine goes into a restaurant with the letters "KFC" on the side, orders up a bucket and a tub of purple-pink goo gets brought to his table. He looks up at the counter and sees the words "Korhal-Fried Creep" along the top of the menu.

[Blasterion]

Protoss child: Why can't I have a baby brother?
Protoss Mother: Because we must construct additional Pylons my dear

I know it's lame