This "game" is an abomination in the eyes of the Emperor!

[AdeptusAstartes]

So AdeptusAstartes, what's your story? Did your ship's navigator fall prey to the dangers of the Warp and commit suicide, leaving you and your brethren drifting through space and time. Are you stranded here in the ancient past of Ear--I mean Terra? Or were you actually sent here by You Know Who, himself?

Oh and can I just say a couple of hail mary's or something? Your punishment is a bit steap.

And one final question. Though StarCraft might be merely a game, it does teach tactics and resource management...valuable skills for soldiers of the Imperium. So is it not, in some way, beneficial to the God-Emperor and his grand armies?

*shakes head sadly*

You poor fool. Our people once thought the same thing too. That the world on which we lived was "earth." The truth is that your "Earth" is but a seed world. Given time, it will yeild new recruits for the armies of the Emperor. Your tiny little history was but a dress rehearsal for what lies in store for you in the Galaxy.

[//MavericK\\]

*shakes head sadly*

You poor fool. Our people once thought the same thing too. That the world on which we lived was "earth." The truth is that your "Earth" is but a seed world. Given time, it will yeild new recruits for the armies of the Emperor. Your tiny little history was but a dress rehearsal for what lies in store for you in the Galaxy.

You did not answer my question, sir. What is your mission here and how is that you came to our "seed" world?

[Hellgrinder]

Stop being an ass, Torgo.

Who wants to bet that if we come into contact with alien life in our lifetimes, this yahoo will be in favor of committing genocide on them in the name of a fictional deity?

[AdeptusAstartes]

You did not answer my question, sir. What is your mission here and how is that you came to our "seed" world?

*takes off badly fitting fish bowl poorly painted as a Space Marine helmet*

Ok, time out.

Holy fuck dude. Can't you just sit back and enjoy the 20th Century allegory without backing me into a corner?! Jeez!

*takes a hit of his inhaler and re-dons his poorly constructed Space Marine Helmet*

Eh-hem....

Such questions are beneath me, Whelp! Your only concern is to remain fit for service in whatever capacity HE may see necessary!

[Gradius]

Man I thought I was a lore nut. <_<

[Pandonetho]

Man I thought I was a lore nut. <_<

You don't hold a candle to this guy, sir. We might need to call in the Kimera.

[Hellgrinder]

Kimera? I iz confused.

[Quirel]

Stop being an ass, Torgo.

Who wants to bet that if we come into contact with alien life in our lifetimes, this yahoo will be in favor of committing genocide on them in the name of a fictional deity?

I'm in favor of committing genocide on them in the name of no deity, fictional or otherwise. It's the Golden Rules of Space Exploration:

1: Do unto others as they might do unto you.
2: Make sure you do unto them first.

Sir Isaac Newton may be the "Deadliest Son of a Bitch In Space!" but you just can't have a Relativistic Kill Vehicle without Einstein. On the other hand, it would probably be a good idea to make sure the race in question hasn't colonized any other worlds, because the last thing WE want is return fire...

*takes off badly fitting fish bowl poorly painted as a Space Marine helmet*

Ok, time out.

Holy fuck dude. Can't you just sit back and enjoy the 20th Century allegory without backing me into a corner?! Jeez!

*takes a hit of his inhaler and re-dons his poorly constructed Space Marine Helmet*

Eh-hem....

Such questions are beneath me, Whelp! Your only concern is to remain fit for service in whatever capacity HE may see necessary!

*Cracks up*

[AdeptusAstartes]

You don't hold a candle to this guy, sir. We might need to call in the Kimera.

You are of course referring to the Chimera Mobile Assault Transport Vehicle are you not? Learn your Armor Identification Charts boy! My God what are they teaching the youth in schools these days! Spelling the word "bee" correctly won't help you when you're staring down the long barrel of a Chaos infested Leman-Russ and your knees are knocking and you're trying to remember if the "A" variant is weakest between the turret and the body or if you should go for a mobility kill and call in an airstrike when you get to safety!
(Always, always, ALWAYS go for the seam between the turret and the body in an "A" Variant!) You need to have been on top of these things by now! Where is your troop leader?! Call him over here at once so I can recommend you for demerit!

[Pandonetho]

Spelling the word "bee" correctly won't help you when you're staring down the long barrel of a Chaos infested Leman-Russ

You mean lemon rush right?