This "game" is an abomination in the eyes of the Emperor!

[Kacaier]

I'm assuming SC2 is full of plausible stuff? hahaha.

It's not degree of plausibility, it's about consistency and how much the writers attempt to cater to real physics.

Necrons nullifying inertia and traveling FTL without even going to some other dimension or warping space it pretty ridiculous. They just zoom really fast and crap all over Einstein's face. Not many people have the audacity to do that.

[Quirel]

Ender's Game. < Best. Shit. Ever.

"Speaker For The Dead."
"Xenocide."

Oh, man, I think I just sunk that ship.

[Sarov]

i r reportz u
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I see Saren in your avy lol

Lololololol.

Yeah. I have been converted. I watched a Let's Play of the first one and then bought the second one. First play through and I finished the game with everyone alive. Woot!

It is a cool picture of Saren, so I had to use it. Mostly because blue/teal + black = win in my book. The color scheme is pretty. Also because I could find any good Mass Effect avatars or pictures to convert into avatars. >.<

[spychi]

+1

<3<3<3<3<3

oh and there is a very popular image of shepard:

[Hellgrinder]

Second one of those pictures is a Photoshop Failure.

[Sarov]

PhotoShop Win:




And... I think this thread is officially dead.

[AdeptusAstartes]

I for one will not stand aside as my Brothers and Sisters fight for the good of the Imperium and for the good of the God Emperor, I will remain pure and I will serve the Codex. Non shall define that this abomination known as Starcraft2 is under the influence of the Dark Gods. The Great Unclean One known as bobby kotick seeks to destroy our faith, souls and to milk our money, while Slaneesh in the body of Frank Pearce seeks to question our faith in the God Emperor, as if it's not enough Khorn wants more terrible, terrible damage and is abducting our scouts for it. So I call you Brothers and Sisters in battle to fight for the greater good, for the God Emperor and It's Imperium! Fear nothing and drive them back to the warp itself as we are fear incarnate!
Knowledge is power, guard it well!

Emperor Bless you and keep you my Son! HIS will be done on Earth as it is in the Heavens!

While the manual gives a Terran Marine a short life expectancy, Imperial Guardsman definitely have an even shorter one than that.

And this gives you cause to turn your face from the HIS glorious cause and sink yourself in some chaos spawned "game?" All that HE requires from you is that you atleast die standing! Your fellow Brothers and Sisters who yet remain loyal to their duties within the Guard atleast try to make a stand instead of allowing themselves to be lulled into a false sense of security by this warp blasted Siren's song!

[Sarov]

Emperor Bless you and keep you my Son! HIS will be done on Earth as it is in the Heavens!

Yes, and while you 'rally the troops', we are infesting your planets, infiltrating them, and turning your people against you. All to make your eventual, inevitable consumption come much, much sooner. You have a name for me, you call me the 'Hive Mind'. Call me what you will but know this: You cannot deny your eventual consumption.

[AdeptusAstartes]

The God-Emperor is dead and you are using a lie to vehiculate your hatred and fear of alien races that are beyond your own comprehension, human!

/Arrogant Protoss Behavior

*trembling with rage*

Dead?! Dead you say?! You see brothers?! Do you see?! This is the state of affairs we find ourselves in! I call upon whatever Imperial Youth Brigade is closest to this whelp's house to find him wherever he may work or attend school and teach him a lesson! This is precisely the sort of thing that is corrupting our planet in these, the LAST DAYS!

Emperor preserve us all! If the agents of the sector's Imperial Cult or, even worse, the People's Central Committee find out that people are saying these things and we aren't taking ..... measures to punish our own, they'll be forced to act on our behalf! Whether that takes the form of the forceful conscription of the entire military aged male and female population of our planet or some other form of penalty, it will be far, far worse than taking things into our own hands and laying on a few lashes to a traitorous, disrespectful little guttersnipe!

I honestly like SC better. The Tau, Orks, Tyranids, and Daemons of Tzeentch are the only things in 40K I like. Add in the fact that a good bit of 40K fans (Especially IOM players) are Neo-Nazis, and well, you've got a good reason why I generally stay away from it.

*spluttering with anger and indignation*

Why you vile little demonspawn! It is not for you to decide whom you "like!" You live in the Imperium, do you not?! You are a Man, are you not?! And what is it exactly you "like" about the ....Emperor forgive me....

*lowers voice to a hoarse whisper*

....daemons of Tzeentch?! You young FOOL! You'll bring untold misery and death to all of us talking that way! By the Throne, do you know the depth and breadth of the heresy you've just spoken?! My Son, I would never turn you in, I have seen far too many young men lead astray and I am so weary of seeing young Men such as yourself dashed upon the cold rocks of Imperial Law but you may have gone too far in this instance! I will do my best to explain away this heresy and spare you from ultimate judgement, but you must submit yourself to the local Imperial Youth Brigade for a confession and punishment and then provide the local People's Imperial Commisariat with a written self-denouncement! Pray they do not take your parents in for ..... questioning.... as well!

And what is this about "neo-nazis?!" By the Emperor! The Youth in these LAST DAYS! There are, of course, many heretical cults and subcults within the Imperium! But how can you ascribe the actions of the entire Imperium to these....these, amateurs!

Quit living in this ridiculous uptopian daydream of "Starcraft 2" and embrace the only Utopia worthy of your love and adoration!

The IOM is so exaggeratedly a gigantic totalitarian theocracy as to be a satire (purposefully portrayed as extremely unpleasant, militaristic and oppressive to create the feel of a remorseless apocalyptic universe). The fact that Neo-Nazis seriously subscribe to it doesn't do them much honour (tho' considering "Neo-Nazi" literally means "agressive, prejudiced moron" it is not the worst of their faults).
No sane person puts up with them and you shouldn't apologize for it. Still no good reason to let it cast a pall over WH.

What ungratefulness! What spite! Does HE not feed our frail forms? Cloth our stinking, shivering bodies? What else do we need in life beside the everlasting fire of HIS glorious Revolutionary Consciousness, HIS mystical purpose and HIS iron order?! The inscrutable forces of history march ever onward under his glorious banner! He hath combined the best within us! The wonders of Revolution, the mystery of Holy Faith and the glorious order of Imperial rule were forever united into a single golden note.....

*eyes filling with a cold fanatical light*

.....which shall play everonwards, Amen! Amen! AMEN!

[Pandonetho]

If you're a true Imperium man, then start speaking Gothic. Otherwise GEE TEE EFF OH.