Opponents are always polite at first...

[alexamasan]

A lot of times people start off the game with "gl hf" but if they lose to something they didn't expect or had a victory snatched from them, they give comments on how the strategy you used was gay, or how the race I'm playing needs to be nerfed, or how they should have won the game. I'm starting to think that a lot of people actually don't really mean good luck, have fun when they say that

[Gradius]

The most memorable two responses I got was:

1) Beta eh? Better take advantages of imbalances while they're still here, right?
2) You **** your mom you dirty mother******. <--he tried to end the game quickly by reaper rushing me, so I deflected it with like 2 stalkers, built a dark shrine on the opposite side of the map, and killed him instead

[Hammy]

Yeah I doubt they really mean it
Since the game is in beta it's easy for many people to just blame game balance all the time, but it's all just nerdrage

[Hammy]

Ah cool, "memorable moments nostalgia". A hilarious game on LT where he spawns at the closest location: ZvP.

This was probably the first week of beta: I had scouted him and saw one gate, and everyone was void-ray rushing all the time, so I teched up to hydra immediately.

When his voidray got there he saw my queen and two hydra which had just spawned and said:
"-Fucking noob zerg cheese"
And he ragequit xD
That was an awesome win for me

[DemolitionSquid]

I had a guy call me a noob and was like... then why am I winning?

[sandwich_bird]

TvT on metalopolis. I lift my fact to the hidden part of his main and pump hellions that I A move to his mineral line while I drop him non stop with MM. While he was losing:

him "Losing to noobs piss me off"
me "If you lose to "noobs" I guess that also makes you a noob huh?"
him "Oh you little faggot FUCK YOU blah blah blah blah *endless nerd rage*"
*he lift his buildings to make this last even longer*

The worst is that this happened to me twice. Both players were plat while I was silver at the time. Morale of the story: don't base your judgment only on the league that the player is.

[Gifted]

I remember a game when I had 4 queens in my 1 hatch base (It was during my queen kick) and he went in with 3 void rays. Needless to say I beat it down easily without losing a queen or building due to transfusion. He then told me that queens were weak and asked why I was using them.

I simply said "Cause you were going void rays" to which he said "They don't do well against void rays".

... I'm putting it in a polite light, but you get the interesting portion of the conversation.

[Alterran]

Im just polite when i say gl hf, the words may mean i wish you the best man, have fun, but its just a way to say hello to a stranger.
If you only want people to say good luck when they really mean it, you will never hear it again on b.net i assure you
Same as i say GG sometimes when the game was totaly worthless. Its just a way to say goodbye in starcraft.

[Zabimaru]

I don’t mind how rude they are, just so long as I can make them squirm...

[alexamasan]

Im just polite when i say gl hf, the words may mean i wish you the best man, have fun, but its just a way to say hello to a stranger.
If you only want people to say good luck when they really mean it, you will never hear it again on b.net i assure you
Same as i say GG sometimes when the game was totaly worthless. Its just a way to say goodbye in starcraft.

What would make a game worthless?

I don’t mind how rude they are, just so long as I can make them squirm...

HAHA! But rude people that squirm tend to say stupid things, which makes it so much funnier.