Theory: World's greatest Terran?

[Gradius]

Marauders - Some marine was sitting around one day chomping down on an MRE when his buddy was like, "Hey Magnus (damn straight he has a manly name like Magnus) I think we need a better way to kill things", so Magnus was like "I agree, strap on some rocket fucking launchers to my arms and I'll start blowing shit up". And he did, and it was good.

I'm sorry but this is hilarious. Reminds me of this article: http://www.cracked.com/article_14982...-in-world.html

3. Magnus Ver Magnusson

Nordic naming conventions mean that his name essentially means "Magnus son of Magnus" which immediately brings to mind a line of men, all Magnuses, doing incredibly manly things through the ages. This is a damn solid entry, and you can never go wrong with a nice "Ver" or Von" or "Mac" in there somewhere.

[warrior6]

Protoss: bringing knives to gun fights since 2499....and winning.

if losing aiur and being on the endangered species list is a "win" i'm not sure what a defeat would look like to these pompous ass relics. i cant stand the way the protoss talk and behave. they were cool when they said one liners here and there but then i read the books and they are all soo aristocratically fruity.


Terrans now...there is a race. they are younger than the zerg or the protoss but still kick ass WHILE fighting eachother.

[Gradius]

That's because they breed like vermin and nobody really cares enough about them to destroy them. The extended Zerg Swarm showing up on Earth's doorstep would have killed the humans off in a heartbeat. That's the thanks the Protoss get. :$

Most Terrans are lowly scum, who's only purpose is be mauled by Hydralisks or get incinerated by Protoss high energy beams in cinematics.

[Gifted]

Am I allowed to say "fuck you" to Junior members? If I'm not, then I definitely am not saying that to you.

Also: yeah I meant the 'e' button for EMP....not banshees... So...yeah...

Anyways, I emailed Arcturus Mengsk and Lim-Yo Hwan, and as co-emperors, they confirmed my title. Sweet. I will buy any Terran player a Subway sandwich of their choice, in the fictional land of "I can afford Subway".

Ducks eat for free at subway... are you a duck?

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[inverseninja]

Also, I give you this

omg i love that stuff. So hard to find though unless your in shawano

[SaharaDrac]

Ducks eat for free at subway... are you a duck?

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OH man that guy is the best!

[Pandonetho]

That's because they breed like vermin and nobody really cares enough about them to destroy them. The extended Zerg Swarm showing up on Earth's doorstep would have killed the humans off in a heartbeat. That's the thanks the Protoss get. :$

Most Terrans are lowly scum, who's only purpose is be mauled by Hydralisks or get incinerated by Protoss high energy beams in cinematics.

You joking me? Humans are so badass that you pansy Protoss and sissy Zergs have to team up with MOAR humans just to take down an invading 'expeditionary' fleet by another humans faction from a billion light years away. Then humans being humans, our foolishness can be excused as we're an ignorantly awesome race, and hey, we all think differently, so what if Arcturus Mengsk didn't see the backstab coming? We breed fast enough to spawn a genius leader every generation.

You Protoss pansies got wooped hard and were all like "THIS BETRAYAL THAT IS TREACHEROUS, BLAH BLAH IM READY TO MEET MY FATE AND JOIN TEH KHALA BLAH"
And Kerrigan wuz like "lawl ok that shall be your epitaph kthnxbai" and just like that spawned a broodling from one of your best fighters. GG, Fenix may be worth 500 marines, but he died just as easily as ONE.

And I believe that ends the argument.

[Gradius]

Hey Pandonetho, tell me about some of the psionic powers that Terran psychics use in battle? They train for years at the Ghost academy so they must have some useful psionics they use on the battlefield, right? One High Templar can kill a dozen Marines with a Psi Storm. What do ghosts do? Nothing? Awesome. What a joke.

All this storyline mumbo jumbo doesn't matter anyway because the Protoss get the last installment in SC2 aka. they win.

[Pandonetho]

Hey Pandonetho, tell me about some of the psionic powers that Terran psychics use in battle? They train for years at the Ghost academy so they must have some useful psionics they use on the battlefield, right? One High Templar can kill a dozen Marines with a Psi Storm. What do ghosts do? Nothing? Awesome. What a joke.

One Ghost can kill an entire city with 1 nuke. That's right. Most ghosts aren't crazy psionics like your precious high temps. If you knew any better, wou would know they use psionics to augment themselves differently aka speed, vision, cloak, etc.

Tell me this then, if high templars used to be zealots, then why are they SOOOO useless in physical combat once they expend their energy? It's like they forgot how to fight.

All this storyline mumbo jumbo doesn't matter anyway because the Protoss get the last installment in SC2 aka. they win.

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

[DemolitionSquid]

One Ghost can kill an entire city with 1 nuke. That's right. Most ghosts aren't crazy psionics like your precious high temps. If you knew any better, wou would know they use psionics to augment themselves differently aka speed, vision, cloak, etc.

Tell me this then, if high templars used to be zealots, then why are they SOOOO useless in physical combat once they expend their energy? It's like they forgot how to fight.



WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

Protoss can glass entire planets. Your Nukes are a joke.