Unit quotes: can you do it better?

[pure.Wasted]

Well well, whe are SO scre with that. The devs stablished in yesterdays twitter chat that the unit voices are in a complete stage, with changes only in attack sounds, or whatever. Whe are stuck with those lame quotes and sad little voices.

But... but... so many of them SUCK???

I agree. I was also thinking how awesome it would be if his voice was british, a la star wars. maybe that's just me though.

No, I agree. I wouldn't have necessarily cared what ethnicity he was (Russian, British, Southern a la Duke) as long as he was cool. And this guy just isn't cool at all.

[TargetBlue]

Somehow...retaining some of the old quotes would of been nice.

[StrongCoffee]

Ok, times is wasting. Who wants to make and angry moob and make operation CHTCVAL (cant hear those crapy voices any longer)?

[Pandonetho]

How would you pronounce that?

[Zabimaru]

I agree. I was also thinking how awesome it would be if his voice was british, a la star wars. maybe that's just me though.

Yes, more British voices, because we're awesome.

[Mutiny]

Looks like I'll be turning off my unit responses forever.

[SlickR]

Marine: I'm addicted to drugs
give me a shot
lets get high

Thor:
What autobots should have looked like

Ghost: where did nova go
i used to be stealthy

mothership: sure feels lonely being alone
where did my siblings go
i though i was energy from a soldier in a robot, but turns out ima whole city

EDIT: These are very funny:

Thor:

Try and stop me
Your fighting spirit is no match for 1000 tons of raw power

Hellion:

Need a forest fire ?

[Zigurd]

Most of these are a hundred times worse than the actual unit quotes. Even my jokingly blatant stealing of quotes from other games/movies is better than the crap some of you are coming up with.

None of you should work at Blizzard. Ever.

Some of yours are crappy too.

Some, though, are actually very good. This thread has many funny and witty ones.

Archon

I indulge myself in the feast of annihilation
Rivers of raw energy flow within my soul
But I still dont know what love is

Carrier

My vision allows me to notice the little things
My power lets me destroy the mighty ones
This is not your public parking space

Void Ray

The vast space is my highway
The void creates and destroys
I miss the old days

Dark Templar

Feel the darkness around you
Bending light is only one thing I do
Ill slice you up
...another piece of bread

[newcomplex]

Stalkers:

Not Wc3 satyr sounds

/done.

[newcomplex]

Some of yours are crappy too.

Some, though, are actually very good. This thread has many funny and witty ones.

Archon

I indulge myself in the feast of annihilation
Rivers of raw energy flow within my soul
But I still dont know what love is

Carrier

My vision allows me to notice the little things
My power lets me destroy the mighty ones
This is not your public parking space

Void Ray

The vast space is my highway
The void creates and destroys
I miss the old days

Dark Templar

Feel the darkness around you
Bending light is only one thing I do
Ill slice you up
...another piece of bread

<3

Only ones I liked this entire thread.