Yo Mommaship so fat

[imdrunkontea]

Yo mommaship's so fat, when she moves it's macro, not micro.

[spychi]

Yo mommaship's so fat, when she moves it's macro, not micro.

I like it

[DemolitionSquid]

Yo mommaship is so fat, she can't be sucked into her own Vortex.

[SpikeVorador]

you mommaship so fat, that blizzard had to make StarCraft 2 in 3 separate games

you mommaship so fat, that without her the beta client is a 200mb download.

[Carsickness]

Yo mommaship so fat, it took 10 years to warp her in.

Yo mommaship so fat, when her team colour is red people yell "Hey Kool-Aid!"

Yo mommaship so fat, she activates ALL the Xel'naga towers.

Yo mommaship so fat, her ass created the big bang.

Yo mommaship so fat, when she puts on her pantyhose you can bet the next thing you'll here is; "we require additional Nylons".
(k, that one was a stretch, bah-dum tshhh :P)

[XSOLDIER]

Yo mommaship so fat, she's incapable of micro.
Yo mommaship so fat, she pulled Aiur out of orbit.
Yo mommaship so fat, half her ass takes up her whole portrait.


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[The_Blade]

Yo mommaship so fat Blizzard had to create a server to hold her

[n00bonicPlague]

Yo Mommaship so fat the devs had to create two unit qualifiers called "massive" and "fucking huge".

Yo Mommaship so fat you have to use an entire expansion to upgrade her stats.

[DemolitionSquid]

Yo mommaship is so fat, the Reapers are her crabs.

[Visions of Khas]

All of which are old Yo momma jokes with replaced words.

Only one of them was, actually. The family one.