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    Default Yo Mommaship so fat

    This thread is epic. Even blues are getting in on it.

    http://forums.battle.net/thread.html...=5000&pageNo=1

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    Yo Mommaship so fat, Vikings raided her thinking she was your natural.

    ... She liked it.
    Aaand sold.


    Be it through hallowed grounds or lands of sorrow
    The Forger's wake is bereft and fallow

    Is the residuum worth the cost of destruction and maiming;
    Or is the shaping a culling and exercise in taming?

    The road's goal is the Origin of Being
    But be wary through what thickets it winds.

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    Hmm...this looks fun.

    Yo mommaship is so fat that it covers the whole radar screen.
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    The winners imho:

    Yo Mommaship so fat I didn't need Force Fields to block your Zealots.

    Yo Mommaship's so fat she cloaks your main AND your expansion.

    Yo Mommaship so fat she takes an extra 40 seconds to warp in.

    yo mommaship so fat her food cost has increased from 6 to 8.

    Yo mommaship so dumb when I said "we require more minerals" she took a Centrum.

    yo mommaship so fat she used chrono boost on the oven cooking a pizza

    Yo mommaship so fat, she set her rally point to Burger King.

    Yo mammaship so fat, you need to grease the sides of the nexus before she can spawn.

    Yo Mommaship so fat, Blizzard had to nerf her TWICE, just to fit her through the door.

    And the blues:

    Yo Mommaship so fat she thought feedback was takeout.

    Yo Mommaship so fat she uses select all at the dinner table.

    Yo Mommaship so fat she gives new meaning to the term "Fast Expansion".

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    Yo Mommaship is so fat that she makes obese people look like Ghosts.

    Yo Mommaship is so fat you can make a shot randomly into the sky and you'll hit her. Twice.
    Last edited by Arkalis; 03-01-2010 at 10:37 PM.

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    Obvious Fat Arbiter is Obvious

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    Yo mommaship so fat, that "fog of war" is actually a SHADOW... cast by PART of her ass... and she's a GALAXY AWAY.


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    This thread rocks.
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    When is Demo getting in on this action?
    Aaand sold.


    Be it through hallowed grounds or lands of sorrow
    The Forger's wake is bereft and fallow

    Is the residuum worth the cost of destruction and maiming;
    Or is the shaping a culling and exercise in taming?

    The road's goal is the Origin of Being
    But be wary through what thickets it winds.

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    That thread is hands down the best thread I've ever seen related to SC

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