Yo Mommaship so fat

[Hav0x]

This thread is epic. Even blues are getting in on it.

http://forums.battle.net/thread.html...=5000&pageNo=1

[Visions of Khas]

Yo Mommaship so fat, Vikings raided her thinking she was your natural.

... She liked it.

[SoFool]

Hmm...this looks fun.

Yo mommaship is so fat that it covers the whole radar screen.

[dynomike]

The winners imho:

Yo Mommaship so fat I didn't need Force Fields to block your Zealots.

Yo Mommaship's so fat she cloaks your main AND your expansion.

Yo Mommaship so fat she takes an extra 40 seconds to warp in.

yo mommaship so fat her food cost has increased from 6 to 8.

Yo mommaship so dumb when I said "we require more minerals" she took a Centrum.

yo mommaship so fat she used chrono boost on the oven cooking a pizza

Yo mommaship so fat, she set her rally point to Burger King.

Yo mammaship so fat, you need to grease the sides of the nexus before she can spawn.

Yo Mommaship so fat, Blizzard had to nerf her TWICE, just to fit her through the door.

And the blues:

Yo Mommaship so fat she thought feedback was takeout.

Yo Mommaship so fat she uses select all at the dinner table.

Yo Mommaship so fat she gives new meaning to the term "Fast Expansion".

[Arkalis]

Yo Mommaship is so fat that she makes obese people look like Ghosts.

Yo Mommaship is so fat you can make a shot randomly into the sky and you'll hit her. Twice.

[ArcherofAiur]

Obvious Fat Arbiter is Obvious

[don]

Yo mommaship so fat, that "fog of war" is actually a SHADOW... cast by PART of her ass... and she's a GALAXY AWAY.

[Hamshank]

This thread rocks.

[Visions of Khas]

When is Demo getting in on this action?

[imdrunkontea]

That thread is hands down the best thread I've ever seen related to SC