The Gifts of StarCraft 2

[ChaosSmurf]

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I didn't want to post this as I wanted to keep silent, but Gifted is pretty busy with some awesome (unrelated to beta) work for us. This is not something new. This is an amusing reactionary system I'll keep updated when I can. All props on image creation should be given to Equilari.

I KNOW NO MORE OR LESS THAN THE REST OF YOU. THIS IS NOT AN ANNOUNCEMENT SYSTEM. IT IS REACTIONARY.

[Coldasblues]

Bummer.

[screw_ball69]

Hidden Content:

I didn't want to post this as I wanted to keep silent, but Gifted is pretty busy with some awesome (unrelated to beta) work for us. This is not something new. This is an amusing reactionary system I'll keep updated when I can. All props on image creation should be given to Equilari.

I KNOW NO MORE OR LESS THAN THE REST OF YOU. THIS IS NOT AN ANNOUNCEMENT SYSTEM. IT IS REACTIONARY.

*aims nerf cannon at you*

[ArcherofAiur]

So what exactly does that image mean?

Its Betacon!

[screw_ball69]

Its betacon.

Every time someone says that I cant help but think its a reference to a obscure hardware/software development convention.
Me thinks I have been working to much.

[Nenol-phoenix]

USER TIMEOUT. REVERTING TO DEFAULT PROCEDURE.

>run beta~.exe

RUNNING BETACON.EXE

SAVE CORRUPTED. NEW GAME BEGINS.

BETACON SET TO 5.


ALL UNITS LOADED. ALL BUILDINGS LOADED. ALL STRATEGIES LOADED. ALL TREES LOADED. ALL SHIPS LOADED. ALL CHARACTERS LOADED. LOAD COMPLETE.

AWAITING VARIABLE: NEXT GIFT FOR PROGRAM CONTINUATION.

PROTOCOL SET!
ALL UNITS READY AND AWAITING YOUR ORDERS SIR!

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sorry archer you are no longer the supreme boss

[Coldasblues]

Are you gonna shoot the nerf cannon or not?

[ArcherofAiur]

sorry archer you are no longer the supreme boss

OMG The system has become self aware! Its overriding our commands!

[screw_ball69]

OMG The system has become self aware! Its overriding our commands!

Skynet has launched!

[Coldasblues]

This is the part where someone ruins the joke.