Man recieves Starcraft 2 for Christmas! (Almost)

[n00bonicPlague]

Damn......friggin' pwnt.

[ArcherofAiur]

Gradius I would like to remind you that we are not above waterboarding to get Starcraft 2.

Do not force us to destroy you.

Black

[The_Blade]

Wow, I believe his mind crashed after finding out there was no CD.

[Eligor]

Breaking News!

Tonight, a group of young adopted orphans and their respective orphanages were reported destroyed by one username "Draco97," of the online group "Starcraft: Legacy.". Also reported were vicious kickings of kittens and puppies.

Reports show that the beatings were a result of Draco receiving a fake copy of the video game "Starcraft II," for Christmas. Blizzard Entertainment, the developers of the game, fully support the action by this nerd psychopathic rage. This is what they had to say:

"Of course we support what Draco does. Why? Because he wants Starcraft II. Did you see what he did to that orphanage? He scouted the enemy, and developed the counters to the orphanage tactic of pacifism. And the kitten? Terrible Terrible Damage! Not only is that kitten screwed but now people are scarred as well. That's a hardcore player. We want to make casuals into hardcore players, and this is how we'll do it. Get people so hyped up that they can't take it and despise our guts but then give them one slightest bit of info and make them ours again.

Just wait when Diablo 3 is almost to beta.

And Cataclysm? Yeah, we named it that for a reason. A new world order is coming and we'll be there."

More at 11. Back to you Jim Bob.

Lead Game Designer Dustin Browder declined to comment on the rampage of a disappointed fan who found out that the StarCraft 2 box presented to him on his birthday was a fake; he however was heard to mutter into his beard something about "Terrible, Terrible Damage..." and "the path to world domination being laid open". When further questioned, Browder glared at the reporters exclaiming that "The Macro Mechanics are not ready YET!" and with that cryptic remark disappeared into the vaults of Blizzard HQ.

When our reporters approached the Vice President of Creative Development Chris Metzen he was feverishly scribbling in a notebook and upon being questioned as to the aforementioned tragedy nodded sagely and agreed that "the Cycle is nearing its end and the artifacts are the key to end of all things."

The only forthcoming comment from Art Lead Samwise Didier was "the death animations rule, baby!", after which he took another swig of sake and proceeded to lay more digital brushstrokes upon a picture of a great horned individual in a space suit.

These news were brought to you by TnGnChK Networks, reporting from Blizzard Headquarters.

[MattII]

I foresee aiyeeta laying terrible terrible damage upon said graphic designer, his property and his house.

[Arkalis]

This reminds me a very nice phrase:

Can't Wait Any Longer

Of course I didn't believed it was real...Blizzard made a pact with the game companies to delay Starcraft2 and you waste your money buying refill games

[DemolitionSquid]

Operation HIAT

[ArcherofAiur]

Operation Starcraqi Freedom

[starcraft2fr34k]

First of all I already knew it was fake because it's rate M for mature adults which is obviously not, of course...its T for Teens god dammit!! Man just seeing the fake game makes me want it more...Arrgggghhh!!!

[FrozenArbiter]

Lead Game Designer Dustin Browder declined to comment on the rampage of a disappointed fan who found out that the StarCraft 2 box presented to him on his birthday was a fake; he however was heard to mutter into his beard something about "Terrible, Terrible Damage..." and "the path to world domination being laid open". When further questioned, Browder glared at the reporters exclaiming that "The Macro Mechanics are not ready YET!" and with that cryptic remark disappeared into the vaults of Blizzard HQ.

When our reporters approached the Vice President of Creative Development Chris Metzen he was feverishly scribbling in a notebook and upon being questioned as to the aforementioned tragedy nodded sagely and agreed that "the Cycle is nearing its end and the artifacts are the key to end of all things."

The only forthcoming comment from Art Lead Samwise Didier was "the death animations rule, baby!", after which he took another swig of sake and proceeded to lay more digital brushstrokes upon a picture of a great horned individual in a space suit.

These news were brought to you by TnGnChK Networks, reporting from Blizzard Headquarters.

I hope LoA forwards this to Senor Browder :P