***FAKE***Spoiler: Starcraft 2 Plot inside

[ArcherofAiur]

So my friend got drunk at a bar last night and hooked up with some Blizzard employee. The next day she woke up at his place and on the side of the bed was a draft of the SC2 plot! Theres allot of stuff in here but ill give you guys the general story.

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Tychus Findlay comes to a burnt out Raynor sitting in a bar. Tychus offers to cure Raynor of his alcoholism if Raynor will help Tychus liberate some artifacts on the jungle world of Pandaria. The problem is that a native tribe of Protoss have taken up residence directly above these artifacts. Raynor must take control of a synthetic body made from mixing Terran and Protoss DNA. By piloting this “Hybrid” Raynor can infiltrate the Protoss ranks. But everything changes when Raynor meets a young Protoss girl named Selendis.

The two go exploring through the jungle and encounter many indigenous lifeforms. Raynor is filled with wonder. Him and Selendis then go flying through a canyon on Kakaru. Then they have to flee from a raging Rhynadon. Raynor finds himself falling for Selendis.

Raynor begins to have second thoughts about Tychus’s operation. Tychus, aware that something has gone wrong initiates an assault on the Protoss tribe. Raynor rushes back to the Protoss and warns them of the attack. He rallys them to fight. The ensuing battle pits Terran goliaths and banshees against Protoss warriors riding Bengalaas and Kakaru.

[spychi]

oh c'mon dude you think that we will belive that this is legit?

[Alex06]

Obviously a joke reference to James Cameron's "Avatar". :P

[Draco97]

Starcraft 2: Wings of Love, the romantic misadventures of Jim Raynor

[Norfindel]

Great... now all the people that didn't seen Avatar already knows what happends...

[Pandonetho]

oh c'mon dude you think that we will belive that this is legit?

lol you think he was trying to convince anyone? Jokes on you man.

[The_Blade]

I believe Blizzard staff won't release information in public, not even drunk... XD nice AVATAR joke by the way.

And he said "SPOILER" so it's legit.

[ArcherofAiur]

Great... now all the people that didn't seen Avatar already knows what happends...

Every thing is from the movie trailer.

[DemolitionSquid]

Titanic failure.

*rimshot!*