The Dating Thread

[sandwich_bird]

Almost anywhere in Africa is gold. Or you can go by supply/demand. Russia is a magical place? Consider this too . I get last one isn't useful unless paired with this one.

[TheEconomist]

But those fat Brazilian asses, plus dollars go longer in Brazil.


So, I'm officially a douchebag. Went on a date with a nice girl, she wasn't as pretty as in her pictures, but still a solid 7 or so, kinda skinny though. We had a lot in common, she actually thought about making an offer on a condo I sold a year and half ago. She's a district manager at a shoe store, really classy girl... but obviously a no sex until a really fucking long time kind of girl, and her ass isn't that big.

I'm disgusted with myself but I think I'ma have to pass on her What the fuck is wrong with me?

... how far I have fallen since I left college ...

I blame testosterone entrainment

[TheEconomist]

Posted with no comment.

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[Gradius]

[TheEconomist]

There's this girl I've been going semi-steady with with, she's got a friend and her head is completely fucked up. Wants a nice guy to treat her right, but has a thing for cops that want to control her. She keeps getting abused, can't figure out the fuck why.

I told her, let me go through your POF inbox, I'll find you a guy that'll treat you right, she spends 0.15 seconds looking at the profiles as says, "Boring", "Nerdy", "Feminine", "Lame" ... all perfectly nice guys, and she proceeds to send naked pictures to alpha ass macho guys that abuse that ass.

In short, after hearing her bitch for days about there being no good guys and ignoring every decent guy on POF, I said, "Check your friend zone bitch"

---Can't upload pictures right now, wtf---

[TheEconomist]

So I got really fucking drunk last night. Fucked a chick on a bench at the front of an IHOP at 3 in the morning. Cops were called. It was a whole thing, lol. Luckily, the waitress that called the cops only told them we were being drunk, not fucking. I sooo gave her the biggest tip of her life ($100).

Somehow, despite taking 22 shots, I was able to convince the cops that I was the designated driver, and that I was working on getting the girls home safely. Other fucking dudes took right the fuck off the moment blue lights were seen.. fucking (smart) punk bitches.

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[TheEconomist]

Mo' texts

[TheEconomist]

One Mo' text

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[Jconant]

I have been in a terrible state in this area; unable to get any kind of date., even via apps like tinder and okcupid. I read your posts economist and balk at it; how on earth do these people gravitate towards you under such absurd circumstances as an ihop?!

[Gradius]

I have been in a terrible state in this area; unable to get any kind of date., even via apps like tinder and okcupid. I read your posts economist and balk at it; how on earth do these people gravitate towards you under such absurd circumstances as an ihop?!

That was a date.

Also, 22 shots?! :0