Quick, something trolly!

[Nissa]

...Actually, it doesn't have to be that quick. But ah, does anyone have any troll statements they could share? For the game course at the end of the semester, we have to make a classic game in Gamemaker. I've chosen "ET the Extraterrestrial", except it's going to be "T-Roll the Extraterrestrial" and every time T-Roll falls into a pit, something troll-like is going to be in the background. Preferrably very trigger-y. Here's some I have so far:

"I sure am glad Firefly was cancelled."
"You like Star Wars? Hahahaha!"
"Justin Timberlake? Ew, gross."
"I voted for Trump."

I don't know if those are rage-inducing enough. Anyone got something?

[KaiserStratosTygo]

Veganism is actually awesome and meat eaters are evil and worse than hitler.

that one tends to piss me off anyway.

[Nissa]

Haha.

Aw, come on, nobody else wants to get in on this?

[TheEconomist]

YouTube SJW compilations, that is all.

[Nissa]

Come on, Econ, I just want to troll my teachers, not commit suicide.

[TheEconomist]

Jordan Peterson compilations then