StarCraft Remastered Announced

[Turalyon]

Turalyon's got me worried. What if this is just a plot to legitimize the retcons?!?! NOOOOOO!

Yeah Turalyon, don't scare us. :P

I bring tidings of dooom.

[TheEconomist]

(and then recording the shit out of every single custom campaign I get my filthy mitts on.)

I've been doing some personal let's plays of some old WRPG for shits and giggles. I may even do some of the old campaigns with some commentary.

[Nissa]

We should make our own downloadable campaign. Nothing big, just a small story based on a few Terrans on an outpost somewhere. And all the characters are based on us and our dumb adventures.

[TheEconomist]

I charge a fee for my likeness. Sorry, but cultivating this persona took real-life effort and planning.

[Nissa]

You can always make a similar character and say it's your brother. Like, he's always talking crap about his big shot economics officer brother on Korhal.

[Gradius]

As long as I get to be the bad guy.

[TheEconomist]

We shall be the Sith Lords. You will be the Master, and I will be the one coming for your head.

[Nissa]

And I'm the SCV, trying to get things done while you two play around.

[TheEconomist]

You're that SCV we send off to harass a Barracks under construction and then to kite around Queens just to see how far along that Spawning Pool is, and then abandon to save APM and die to some Zerglings.

It's nice to know where you stand.

[Nissa]

Hahaha.

I guess that means I'm infested now. Time to mutate some fun, but ultimately useless versions of Zerg, based on Infected Mushroom album covers.