What Are You Watching?

[Turalyon]

It's a huge let down for Mass Effect fans though. Basically Mass Effect is having a WoL moment. Or maybe D3 moment is more accurate since WoL succeed in the most important aspects for most people which is the MP and game play. D3 satisfied almost no one.

But, nope, even journalists are panning this shit.

Even Aldaris is getting his two cents in:

Ah, Mass Effect have you fallen so far? To think that you were our brightest hope; our most beloved gaming franchise. Now you are everything that gamers want not. You are lost to us. Not only have you damned yourself, but you have damned those who have followed you!

[TheEconomist]

All the game needs is a little laugh track.

[GnaReffotsirk]

That was hilarious.

[TheEconomist]

They just ... walk away .... the writing is THAT bad ...

They resume the conversation on the other side of the room in the most awkward way possible, makes no damn sense.

[KaiserStratosTygo]

*Sees Fem-shepard's face*

OH MY GOD, what's wrong with your FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE?

[TheEconomist]

Sad thing is, they went out of their way to make her uglier than the model for feminists' sake. No such thing done for the male Ryder. Modern feminism in a nut shell.

[Gradius]

This is how I imagine the majority of the gamers calling the characters ugly:

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That female Ryder is pretty unfortunate though... :/

[TheEconomist]

Except the characters are ugly, even by the admission of the developers. Everyone from Angry Joe to PewDiePie has confirmed it.

[Turalyon]

Lol. So essentially, people are complaining that they want to but can't fap to the virtual female characters in ME anymore... Neat.

[TheEconomist]

I've only ever heard people complain of how forced it is to cater to SJWs. I'm sure there are some, but that's not the issue at all. The real joke is that people were threatened by 'attractive' polygons to begin with.