Questions for Protoss

[Nissa]

Okay, so I'm working on a story where I hang out with Aldaris. At some point during the story, when Aldaris' disdain for humans relaxes enough, I wanted to ask him questions about Protoss life or anything in general he would know. So, I wanted to ask you guys. What's some stuff that you would like to ask a Protoss?

[DemolitionSquid]

How the fuck do you reproduce!?

[TheEconomist]

Go watch Avatar.

[DemolitionSquid]

As much as the "neural hair linking sex" thing might have actually made sense with traditional Protoss, it doesn't explain Dark Templar still breeding since they cut off their cranial nerves. Good try, though.

[Nissa]

Aaaaand I should have expected as much. Guys, I'm not asking Aldaris where 'Toss babies come from. I meant things more along the line of history, or if Protoss count in base 8, or if Protoss ever really did sacrifice others to animals (as portrayed in the Dark Templar Saga).

[DemolitionSquid]

[Visions of Khas]

if Protoss count in base 8

I'd expect as much.

[TheEconomist]

As much as the "neural hair linking sex" thing might have actually made sense with traditional Protoss, it doesn't explain Dark Templar still breeding since they cut off their cranial nerves. Good try, though.

Your sense of humor is about as attuned as your sense of economics.

[DemolitionSquid]

You misunderstand. I shot you down on purpose.

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You misunderstand. I shot you down on purpose.

[TheEconomist]

O <---- The point.


X <---- Your head