Starcraft Personality Test

[Nissa]

Favorite Race: Zerg
Disliked Race: None
Favorite Characters: Abathur, Raynor(sc1,BW), Overmind(sc1,BW without SC2 retcon)
Least Favorite Characters: Selendis, Warfield, Zurvan

Oh man, I am having a time. Being sick is awful. If I'm extra wonky this go-round, that's why.

Themes: Intelligence, craftiness, ability to get things done, amoral worldview

Romance: To a degree. You're not super suave, but you're not a creeper either. You're not really into classic romance, like the whole "flowers and chocolates" thing. Sure, it's cute and all, but you'd rather have the type of girl where you guys do stuff like ride dirtbikes, talk videogames, and just chill on the couch with beers (or tea, if you prefer). Romance for you is not to meet some high ideal, but to find a girl that likes doing the stuff you like to do.

Typing: You certainly admire power and independence, but at the same time you're not hugely driven by motivations of your own. Basically you like it when people achieve high levels of success wherever they happen to be talented, and even like them if they fail, if the failure is due to outside circumstances. No one's a better friend to those who tried and didn't quite make it. You have no qualms in celebrating other people's success. You have a very "beer" personality, which means you're friendly, open, and unpretentious. You're very crafty, and you like figuring out how things work. Not in an abstract, intellectual sort of way, but in the pragmatic, "I wonder how how this machine works" way. Basically, you investigate to gain information about what is, not to estimate that which could be. Um, ESTP, maybe? ISTP?

Leadership: At most you'll lead your friends, and by "lead" I mean being the wild guy who happens to be in front, or the guy who suggests a road trip somewhere. You respect other people by allowing them to lead themselves, and find it disrespectful to try and take that away from them. At most, you facilitate your friends, not try to make them do what you say.

Dislikes: Trite cliches and mystic quotations. You don't see the world as a mystical collection of fate's whimsy. You just see it as a chance to do what you please. Therefore, anyone who is overly obsessed with mysticism and acting on idealistic cliches rather than on intelligent motives is dumb to you. You're also not all that big on history. However, you're usually pretty tolerant of even these people, as any person can convince you of his opposing viewpoint if his life proves that his ideas work out in real life. If his ideas don't work out, then he needs to stop trying to hypnotize you with his cliched voodoo nonsense. Words won't convince you where actions can't. And you very hate being told what to do.

Personality issues: Sometimes you question your own motivations and talents. Sure, you're a cool person, but character doesn't always translate to marketable abilities, and that's a thing you have to figure out. Also, your favorable personality traits lead to a form of tolerance -- essentially, leaving other people alone. You have trouble understanding that there are appropriate times to not leave people alone, and how to interact with a person whose behavior you know is unacceptable without arguing. For that reason, you generally avoid conflicts with people who aren't directly opposed to you.

Advice: You need to learn to trust, even when knowledge itself is unclear. You can't know everything when you make a choice, and all endeavors involve some form of risk. You need to trust your own abilities, you need to trust others, and you need to understand the importance of ideals and faith. If I say God, will you be offended? Meh, offending people is fun. Really, you need to enjoy the beauty and oddity of life, and take a break from being so pragmatic all the time.

Notes: Liking Zerg indicates humor and pragmatism. Disliking none means acceptance of others for what they are. Abathur, Raynor, and the Overmind are all people who are independent, and do whatever they want regardless of how other people feel. Abathur works on other species without asking permission. Raynor befriends Protoss and fights with them without care of how it makes him look to other humans. The Overmind, well, he doesn't give a fig for anyone's opinion but his own, and would have taken over the universe if he hadn't been stopped. Selendis, Warfield, and Zurvan are all cliche spouting, bossy, and shallow characters who attempt to emotionally manipulate the player into caring about them or doing what they want you to do.

[TheEconomist]

Maybe you guys should stop aiming for depressive high school girls.

I aim for the "top model chicks" around South Beach. I didn't even aim for high school girls when I was in high school. Perks of a famous beach being a few blocks away. I am sooooo the exact opposite of bitter you don't understand. I like it simple. All things simple. Especially emotions.

Also, not sure this needs to be said (if it does, it shouldn't) but JOKE! At least, half joking. Call me George Carlin.

You don't even ask her out until you've known her for a while.

I don't even have close to enough time for that shit. My personality, circumstances, and career all require me to get ghost for weeks at a time on regular intervals. Plus, the share price of lady parts has plummeted in recent quarters. The market is over saturated and flooded with discounted inventory. Supply and demand. No need to overpay for a cheap, available product.

And, to Nissa, since you're new, just know, I am almost never, ever serious. If given the choice between stating something plain and not saying anything at all, I usually chose to just go do something else. I'm no womanizer although I do make jokes. It'll take time to get used to this I knoew. Khas, I dunno, he's been here long enough but he still keeps falling into the same traps.

[Visions of Khas]

Khas [...]l keeps falling into the same traps.

I think it's endearing. Like in a 1960s slap-stick cartoon sort-of-way.

[TheEconomist]

It certainly is. But, it does also help keep me clear. There's a lot of hidden meanings in what I post that I'm sure almost no one gets. For example, in my last post, I doubt anyone caught the subtle commentary on society today with the phrase "top model chicks". With that, I was referring to the women who think they're hot shit and go out of their way to get meaningless attention. Pretty sure everyone read that as me going after just hot girls. Oh well, keeps everyone on their toes. You never know when I'll sneak up on ya!

[DemolitionSquid]

It certainly is. But, it does also help keep me clear. There's a lot of hidden meanings in what I post that I'm sure almost no one gets. For example, in my last post, I doubt anyone caught the subtle commentary on society today with the phrase "top model chicks". With that, I was referring to the women who think they're hot shit and go out of their way to get meaningless attention. Pretty sure everyone read that as me going after just hot girls. Oh well, keeps everyone on their toes. You never know when I'll sneak up on ya!

Your problem is you're too subtle, or pander to the wrong demographic. Do you really think anyone here, on a dying SC fansite, actually cares about America's Top Model? Of course not. We care more about the other meanings of ATM. If you really want to get streets ahead on this site you need to chang your ways and embrace your inner nerd.

[TheEconomist]

Of the two of us, I am clearly the one with the more important things to talk about. At least I put some humor in my one liner and topic derailers. I even occasionally give free huge walls of text with information that would cost you money anywhere else and could be of great benefit to someone smart enough to use it. In this case, I was just showing how there's more to my comments than is immediately apparent using an example still in the conversation. I keep it subtle because, like your perspectives on the world, no one cares, not even myself, and it bogs down more meaningful conversation. I wouldn't have even mentioned it if Nissa weren't new here and needing an introduction before there's misunderstandings.

So, with that out of the way, I think the real question is, on a dying SC fansite, do you really think anyone cares about your obsession with fake, animated, deformed women, especially in a conversation about REAL women?

[DemolitionSquid]

So, with that out of the way, I think the real question is, on a dying SC fansite, do you really think anyone cares about your obsession with fake, animated women, especially in a conversation about REAL women?

Yes. Yes I do. Case and point:



Hopefully that will keep TheFunnyOne occupied if he shows up.

[TheEconomist]

Last I checked, StarCraft 2 wasn't a dating simulator. It gets close in places, but not quite. I do appreciate you being honest about your masturbating to infested humans though, and not just deformed ones, so thanks for linking the two.

Since I'm getting tired of this back and forth and I want you to go away, here, fap to this:

[DemolitionSquid]

Last I checked, StarCraft 2 wasn't a dating simulator. It gets close in places, but not quite. I do appreciate you being honest about your masturbating to infested humans though, and not just deformed ones, so thanks for linking the two.

Since I'm getting tired of this back and forth and I want you to go away, here, fap to this:

Hey now, its TheFunnyOne who likes Kerri, I was just making a point.

[Nissa]

Also, not sure this needs to be said (if it does, it shouldn't) but JOKE! At least, half joking. Call me George Carlin.

I hate George Carlin. I also hate Neil Patrick Harris, but that's neither here nor there.