Starcraft Personality Test

[Nissa]

Favorite race: Protoss
Disliked race: Terran
Favorite characters: Artanis, Valerian, Tosh
Least favorite characters: Narud, Zeratul (sc2), Kerrigan (sc2)

Themes: Idealism, mysticism, detail over simplicity, seeker of knowledge, rising upwards movement.

Romance: You could be, if you cared about it more. Right now you just want to accomplish things, gain knowledge, and seek out your destiny. Anyone you date or marry has to be on the same path with you.

Typing: You're definitely introverted and intuitive. You like to think about things and solve problems, and it can sometimes pull you out of the real world. You notice inconsistencies and illogic quite easily, and you are also good at telling when someone is talking bullcrap. You're very good at disregarding nonsense. Right now you feel like you're on the cusp of something greater, but you're not sure how to achieve it. You're very open and non-judgmental, so long as no one says anything overtly stupid. Then it's judging time.

Leadership: To a degree. You're more of a co-leader than a pure leader at this point, and people who see your intelligent side will listen. You prefer to remain a lower authority, someone who has another person to turn to when things get complicated or you're not sure what the best option is. You work well with other leaders, and if you happen to be working on a project with someone else who also has authority, you show them respect and don't get offended if they have ego issues.

Dislikes: Stupid things. No really, you can't stand things that have been corrupted and mangled into something illogical. You hate historical revisionists, or people who don't read books trying to correct you.

Personality issues: Chances are you don't stand up for yourself enough. You try to be reasonable and understand everything, but reason doesn't always save the day. There's a time and a place to be unreasonable, and to not let other people make choices for you.

Advice: Make goals and take initiative. Because you like to observe, you don't always take actions that change your surroundings. The purpose to gathering information is to act on it, and you're going to have to step forward if you want to do so.

Notes: Liking Protoss indicates idealism and desire for knowledge, as well as a forward outlook. Disliking none indicates the enjoyment of all things. Artanis, Valerian, and Tosh are all sub-leaders. Artanis is too young to have as much authority as he does, and he depends heavily on Zeratul during his few appearances. Valerian is a prince rather than emperor, and has no problem being bossed by Raynor or Kerrigan, as is appropriate for his particular situation. Tosh leads his spectres, but is subordinate to Raynor. Narud, SC2 Kerrigan and SC2 Raynor are all bastardizations of what were once complex characters.

[Turalyon]

Also, I have kind of a chip on my shoulder about cowardly guys. It's so easy to find a good girl and get dates, and they can't muster up the courage to talk to a girl. Talking to women respectfully and sensitively is the secret to never being alone.

One is never truly alone... unless you have no arms that is. *Swish*

(I guess I had to live up to being labelled as "Mr. Goofy Man" and "annoying" somehow )

[Gradius]

Talking to women respectfully and sensitively is the secret to never being alone.

Pfffffffffffft

Hahahaha. :P

I'm kidding. But seriously, I've pulled girls by calling them a slut/dog in front of their friends. You can get away with anything, because nobody wants to "ruin the fun". What you say doesn't matter. It's the vibe behind it.

Still, I'm reminded of this double standard:

[DemolitionSquid]

One is never truly alone... unless you have no arms that is. *Swish*

[FanaticTemplar]

Okay, I will do the two people I have left to analyze, but guys, let me say this. Part of the reason why I do this is to get feedback. Basically, I'd like you to say something about how accurate what I said about you is. And yes, cursing me out for implying weird things about your character does count as feedback.

Well, it's a decent mix of things that accurately describe me, things that don't accurately describe me but I wish would, things that would seem to make sense with regards to me but somehow don't, and things that are entirely incorrect.

Overall, I was fairly impressed. I expected something along the lines of those on-line "which character from [whatever] are you?" tests, but this was much better.

[Jconant]

Themes: Seems right, but I'm not sure what you mean by rising upwards movement.

Romance: On the contrary I care about it a good deal, but past romances just got in the way of the "path" I want.

Typing: seems right.

Leadership: I suppose I do try to be a co-leader, only in so much that I give input to those in charge so they make good decisions. With leave, I go about resolving problems by myself.

Dislikes: Nailed it on the head. Whenever I talk to others on the internet, like say making a comment on facebook or youtube, some donut chimes in with assbackwards reasoning and it becomes like talking to bricks (yes not even a wall).

Personality issues: I seem frozen by indecisiveness often.

Advice: Thank you for the advice.

Notes:I think you meant sc2 Zeratul instead of Raynor, but Raynor fits in there as well I suppose. It just seems the sins of their writing tainted Zeratul far worse than they did Raynor. And did you take into account I dislike terrans? I saw your bottom line read liking protoss and disliking none, but I'm guessing it was just a typo.

You are pretty observant

[TheEconomist]

Talking to women respectfully and sensitively is the secret to never being alone.

That only works on a certain kind a woman. A very specific and rare breed seldomly seen or heard from.

All the other girls only respond to you if you're an absolute dick and treat them like they're shit. Oh, and money. Lots of money. If you don't have it, just fake it. But, above all else, be a fucking asshole. Ignore any good natured instinct you have and do the exact opposite of whatever you feel would be appropriate. If you ever get to where the urge to compliment her or to offer your help is too strong, save yourself some pain and just kick yourself in the balls before you make a mistake you'll regret for the rest of your life.

@Squibb: You and your damn cartoon porn perversions. I still can't get the horrors I saw through your webcam out of my mind.

[DemolitionSquid]

@Squibb: You and your damn cartoon porn perversions. I still can't get the horrors I saw through your webcam out of my mind.

The thought that some poor rube at the NSA might be watching me gets me so hot n bothered.

[Visions of Khas]

All the other girls only respond to you if you're an absolute dick and treat them like they're shit. Oh, and money. Lots of money. If you don't have it, just fake it. But, above all else, be a fucking asshole. Ignore any good natured instinct you have and do the exact opposite of whatever you feel would be appropriate. If you ever get to where the urge to compliment her or to offer your help is too strong, save yourself some pain and just kick yourself in the balls before you make a mistake you'll regret for the rest of your life.

First of all, I detect some bitterness.

I've rarely pulled the asshole guy routine and still have had decent luck with women. A woman doesn't want someone who can be walked over, just someone who has a life of their own, ambitions, a sense of humor and isn't afraid to tease. Sure, the asshole routine will get some ladies interested, but those are NOT the women you want -- TRUST ME. O_O

Maybe you guys should stop aiming for depressive high school girls.

[Nissa]

That only works on a certain kind a woman. A very specific and rare breed seldomly seen or heard from.

All the other girls only respond to you if you're an absolute dick and treat them like they're shit. Oh, and money. Lots of money. If you don't have it, just fake it. But, above all else, be a fucking asshole. Ignore any good natured instinct you have and do the exact opposite of whatever you feel would be appropriate. If you ever get to where the urge to compliment her or to offer your help is too strong, save yourself some pain and just kick yourself in the balls before you make a mistake you'll regret for the rest of your life.

I see one who is bitter from the tribulations of the cliched bullcrap woman. Or you live in California (where I'm from, we call that the Land of the Fruit and Nuts). Any woman who is really like that isn't worth being with, or is for men who don't want close relationships.

No really, I'm not making this up. I know a guy who is super sweet and talks to lots of girls just to be friendly, and he unintentionally breaks girls' hearts because they think he likes them. All you have to do is talk to a woman with genuine honesty and expect nothing in return. You don't even ask her out until you've known her for a while. See, all girls instantly know before you ask whether they would go out with you or not. That's why men with good looks and money appear to have the advantage, because they make good first impressions (and possibly mess things up later). But even if you don't make a good first impression, being a sensitive listener and good friend will get her to change her mind.

@Jconant Oops, I missed the disliking Terran part. That's probably why I fudged up some of your stuff. All in all though, you were fairly easy to read. You're a lot like Artanis, except not militaristic. That is, you have some leadership ability, you think disdainful things about humanity, and you're an adorable doofus.

Oh, and don't worry about the themes part. That's more my notes to make sure what I say is consistent. The upwards movement part means something like you want more knowledge, and that you have a lot of potential to do good things and gain power.