SCII Legacy of the Void

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Tentacle sex is too Disney? God, what Disney have you been watching?! Lol

You know what I mean, Turalyon. Putting them together is one thing, watching them get laid is something Blizzard will not put on screen.

[Crazio]

Haha, so what Disney film has tentacle sex in it xD? Never saw that one. I guess the Little Mermaid comes a long way with her scales and all. Kerrigan has scales as well right?

Back on topic:
For some reason I just hope for an all in ending where loads of main characters die, even though that will leave me a bad taste in my mouth. I don't believe Raynor will be invested, like someone said, he is to against that.

I still go for the tentacle ending.

Or wait... maybe...! maybe Raynor gains some psyonic skills in some mysterious way. That way they can have psy sex with out the creapy tentacles. Just like in the movie Demolition Man with Stallone (God had to look that title up).

[ragnarok]

Haha, so what Disney film has tentacle sex in it xD? Never saw that one. I guess the Little Mermaid comes a long way with her scales and all. Kerrigan has scales as well right?

Back on topic:
For some reason I just hope for an all in ending where loads of main characters die, even though that will leave me a bad taste in my mouth. I don't believe Raynor will be invested, like someone said, he is to against that.

I still go for the tentacle ending.

Or wait... maybe...! maybe Raynor gains some psyonic skills in some mysterious way. That way they can have psy sex with out the creapy tentacles. Just like in the movie Demolition Man with Stallone (God had to look that title up).

Like I said, I can see Raynor living aboard the leviathan with all the Zerg if that's the only way to be with Kerrigan. But I think he'd first want to explore the other options first.

[Crazio]

I sure am curious what it eventually will be. Dead Raynor, dead Kerrigan, tentacle sex, or just Raynor hiking on the Leviathan. Or maybe even both dead.

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I sure am curious what it eventually will be. Dead Raynor, dead Kerrigan, tentacle sex, or just Raynor hiking on the Leviathan. Or maybe even both dead.

[ragnarok]

I sure am curious what it eventually will be. Dead Raynor, dead Kerrigan, tentacle sex, or just Raynor hiking on the Leviathan. Or maybe even both dead.

Blizzard will probably just take the cynical path and kill them both and say "together in death" still counts as together.

[Turalyon]

^ Oh, I've got a good one for the ending incorporating all those elements!

So, at the end, Raynor and Kerrigan finally get the chance to be together but they can't physically hook up because Raynor's still kinda repulsed by her appearance and can't get it up and Kerrigan can't physically alter her look into human well enough for Raynor's liking. Kerrigan decides to resolve this by using her psionic powers to have psionic sex. However, due to her unconscious homicidal tendecies she accidentally mind-rapes Raynor with psionic tentacle-sex, killing him in the process. Given Kerrigan's newfound emo-ness, she can't handle killing the one true person who loved her/she ever loved and then kills herself. Everyone else in the Koprulu shrugs their shoulders (or their equivalents) and...fade to black! Roll credits.

[ragnarok]

^ Oh, I've got a good one for the ending incorporating all those elements!

So, at the end, Raynor and Kerrigan finally get the chance to be together but they can't physically hook up because Raynor's still kinda repulsed by her appearance and can't get it up and Kerrigan can't physically alter her look into human well enough for Raynor's liking. Kerrigan decides to resolve this by using her psionic powers to have psionic sex. However, due to her unconscious homicidal tendecies she accidentally mind-rapes Raynor with psionic tentacle-sex, killing him in the process. Given Kerrigan's newfound emo-ness, she can't handle killing the one true person who loved her/she ever loved and then kills herself. Everyone else in the Koprulu shrugs their shoulders (or their equivalents) and...fade to black! Roll credits.

Pfft, that's not a good imagination:

HERE is what can happen. Use the concept "The powers of ten": where the last scene zooms out, out, and out, as the universe gets smaller and smaller, and then it turns to atoms, DNA helix, molecules, until finally it zooms out to a snoring Metzen, who then wakes up and utters, "Wow!"

[Turalyon]

Pfft, that's not a good imagination:

HERE is what can happen. Use the concept "The powers of ten": where the last scene zooms out, out, and out, as the universe gets smaller and smaller, and then it turns to atoms, DNA helix, molecules, until finally it zooms out to a snoring Metzen, who then wakes up and utters, "Wow!"

They're gonna tack that bit on in a post-credit sequence.

Better yet, seeing as they wouldn't want to waste how good a plot point the above is () they proceed to write Sc3 and it surprisingly becomes good again only for them to add at the end of Sc3 that sequence of Metzen waking up but around circa 2000 and then going on to write the abysmal story that turned out to be Sc2 as he tries to remember his dream!

[ragnarok]

They're gonna tack that bit on in a post-credit sequence.

Better yet, seeing as they wouldn't want to waste how good a plot point the above is () they proceed to write Sc3 and it surprisingly becomes good again only for them to add at the end of Sc3 that sequence of Metzen waking up but around circa 2000 and then going on to write the abysmal story that turned out to be Sc2 as he tries to remember his dream!

I can see that. Now the question is how far they have to run from the angry fans when they see this ending.

[Turalyon]

Now the question is how far they have to run from the angry fans when they see this ending.

By then they wouldn't care since they'd be laughing at us suckers that keep giving them the cash that they enjoy rolling in. Their "writing team" is giving the middle finger to us right now, it's just that some people aren't noticing it yet. Sc3 will correct that by being more explicit about it.