Humans vs Zombies

[Visions of Khas]

http://www.rit.edu/news/umag/spring2...s_take_rit.php




Okay, so my best HVZ story EVER.

So, my first time playing. First night. First mission. Objective: hold the football field from zombie marauders for 45 minutes so outside forces can drop supplies.

Several hundred humans against a relatively meager zombie force. We had the ground and were separated by a fence and bleachers.

Zombies were obviously at a loss and had no way to win. Understanding this, we humans began singing:

"Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitments what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy..."

Y'see, RIT is a tech school. I dare you to find a school with more nerds, geeks, anime lovers, outcasts and computer engineers. You will never find a more wretched hive of Larpers and Naruto otaku.

So the zombies broke out the BIG GUNS:

The girls.

So, with this is mind, you must understand the zombies turned the tables on us.

My friend Krystin shrugged it off and proclaimed, "Unless the bras come off, don't bother looking."

A moment later bras came flying over the fence at us.

With the humans properly distracted, the zombies flanked us and succeeded in getting some humans. We humans made it out, but the zombies got some impressive kills.

You'd think that common sense would make them send more people on those missions. But oh, wait, common sense isn't so common anymore. Well, I'm glad I still have it.

I'm decent at strategy, but lacked knowledge and layout of the campus to effectively coordinate.

[screw_ball69]

http://www.rit.edu/news/umag/spring2...s_take_rit.php




Okay, so my best HVZ story EVER.

So, my first time playing. First night. First mission. Objective: hold the football field from zombie marauders for 45 minutes so outside forces can drop supplies.

Several hundred humans against a relatively meager zombie force. We had the ground and were separated by a fence and bleachers.

Zombies were obviously at a loss and had no way to win. Understanding this, we humans began singing:

"Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitments what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy..."

Y'see, RIT is a tech school. I dare you to find a school with more nerds, geeks, anime lovers, outcasts and computer engineers. You will never find a more wretched hive of Larpers and Naruto otaku.

So the zombies broke out the BIG GUNS:

The girls.

So, with this is mind, you must understand the zombies turned the tables on us.

My friend Krystin shrugged it off and proclaimed, "Unless the bras come off, don't bother looking."

A moment later bras came flying over the fence at us.

With the humans properly distracted, the zombies flanked us and succeeded in getting some humans. We humans made it out, but the zombies got some impressive kills.



I'm decent at strategy, but lacked knowledge and layout of the campus to effectively coordinate.

Amazing stratagy.

[DemolitionSquid]

Hitler's final solution: boobs.

[Sarov]

Zombies were obviously at a loss and had no way to win. Understanding this, we humans began singing:

"Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitments what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy..."

That right there just made me laugh.

So the zombies broke out the BIG GUNS:

The girls.

So, with this is mind, you must understand the zombies turned the tables on us.

My friend Krystin shrugged it off and proclaimed, "Unless the bras come off, don't bother looking."

A moment later bras came flying over the fence at us.

Some self control they had. I would have slapped somebody across the head for that. Typical thing coming from men.

And before any asks, even if the guys did it, I would be unbothered.

I'm decent at strategy, but lacked knowledge and layout of the campus to effectively coordinate.

Ah. Yeah, that would be a big problem. Although, for me, my hearing, agility and aim would definitely help make up for not knowing the layout - I might hear the zombie coming. Although that might be because I'm paranoid and not because of my hearing... Lol.

[Visions of Khas]

Some self control they had... Typical thing coming from men.

HEY - some credit, please? I was watching our flank and screaming, "Zombies, zombies - oh my gawd ZOMBIES!" It was hilarious to watch how far the zeds went. The human reaction was also funny, to say the least.

Although that might be because I'm paranoid and not because of my hearing.

High five. I'm more fit than most of my geek colleagues. When the squad goes off running, I usually tag behind in the shadows or in alcoves watching our six, and help coordinate the other humans and provide cover fire. Team-work ftw. Glory-hog leaders = fail.

[Sarov]

HEY - some credit, please? I was watching our flank and screaming, "Zombies, zombies - oh my gawd ZOMBIES!" It was hilarious to watch how far the zeds went. The human reaction was also funny, to say the least.

Ha! Good for you! At least someone realizes that you're more likely to get your face ripped or bitten off and your brains eaten than to get anything sexual out of them.

Oh, and I'd probably facepalm myself at the guys reaction too. And maybe scream "OH MY GOD! TEH ZOMBEHS ARE COMING!" XD

[Visions of Khas]

Last night's mission consisted of intercepting the humans as they gather up flags from across the campus, and killing three "engineers". We only held one of the flags, though rumor had it that it was a decoy made by the Humans.

The highlight the night occurred at the very end. The Horde was holding the last flag on the football field when we saw a lone Zombie chase a lone Human. We cheered him on, but the girl was too fast. It was obvious the Human was going to escape. As she rounded the corner of the gym, a massive horde of literally thirty zombies came out of no where and tackled her. The zombies exploded in cheer.

We may have lost, but this scene was well worth it.

[sandwich_bird]

I agree with that Joe guy. Something I would have probably done in high school but I would look pretty retarded doing that at my university.

[Visions of Khas]

Guess you're one of those people who's obsessed more with appearances than having fun and meeting new people. In the words of PerfectTear, don't take life too seriously -- you don't get out alive.

[Sarov]

Last night's mission consisted of intercepting the humans as they gather up flags from across the campus, and killing three "engineers". We only held one of the flags, though rumor had it that it was a decoy made by the Humans.

The highlight the night occurred at the very end. The Horde was holding the last flag on the football field when we saw a lone Zombie chase a lone Human. We cheered him on, but the girl was too fast. It was obvious the Human was going to escape. As she rounded the corner of the gym, a massive horde of literally thirty zombies came out of no where and tackled her. The zombies exploded in cheer.

We may have lost, but this scene was well worth it.

Ha! Thought she could get away didn't she? I probably would have been screaming, "Run bitch run! He's gonna kill you!" Of course that would have given me away so it wouldn't have been a good thing to do... but I'd do it for the lulz!