Replay Laugh - Opponent Has Psychotic Breakdown

[deadcharm]

Its funny. Love player like that. Nice how you stopped talking to him and he went nuts.

[Drake Clawfang]

I subscribe to the Jackie Chan school of thought "I like to let people talk who like to talk. It lets me find out how full of shit they are." That and really, with a player like this what could I say that would actually be worth the time to say it?

[Jabber Wookie]

lol... the best part of that whole thing is when he says, "any toss can go gateways"...

God forbid you build the primary structure for producing protoss units. I guess if he plays zerg, he complains that any zerg can build hatcheries.

[Alex06]

lol... the best part of that whole thing is when he says, "any toss can go gateways"...

God forbid you build the primary structure for producing protoss units. I guess if he plays zerg, he complains that any zerg can build hatcheries.

Nah, I bet he complains that any Zerg can start with Hatcheries, lol.

[TheEconomist]

You thinking that this is out of the orginary makes me wish I was a lower-league player. Shit like this happens to me, literally (and with no exaggeration, I put my word on it) atleast 1/5 games. I don't even start it and I don't even do anything like go Dark Templars.

I remember one game where this Terran turtled up early-game because he saw that I had already countered his all-in. No, I didn't have any scouting information to know he was all-ining. I didn't need to. The last fifteen Terran games were all-ins with maybe one in the mix where they went all-in with Banshees and Marines. He puts up all kinds of defense and then goes nukes. He starts trying to nuke my bases. The first one caught me off guard because, damn, when do you see nukes in 1v1 so early? Oh well. I still had an ob and killed the Ghost. Then, I put the Observer on patrol between my main base and natural. He tried to nuke again. I spotted the dot and created a Zealot. The Zealot quickly killed the Ghost. I decided to have a Zealot at my other natural, just in case he was stupid enough to try to nuke me again. He was. I didn't even have to issue a command to this Zealot. As soon as the Observer saw the Ghost, the Zealot lept into action. Seeing that this man was clearly wasting minerals and gas in desperation, I decided to start massing up my finishing army. I believe he tried to nuke my two more times before I moved in. Each time, I never had to do anything to my Zealot to make it kill the Ghost. The automatic patrolling of the Zealot and Observer was enough to counter the nukes.

That was when the "Observers are OP" rants came in Because, obviously, there's no way for a Terran to an Observer Especially with no scan or EMP at their disposal From there, I tried to attack with Stalkers but he massed up Mauraders, so I made, about 4 Void Rays and cleaned up his whole base like that. He stopped making any anti-air after the introductory marines that were meant to go with his all-in. All the while, I was doing thi he was spamming insults at me. But, in 1v1, I'm a bit more serious than in team games, so I never responded.

He was a high rank Diamond (~8-10) player and was "Favored" over me. It's amazing what Terran all-ins will get you.

You should have said: "I apologize for creating units to beat you."

I usually make a smart ass comment like, "I'd be glad to give you a rematch with my keyboard unplugged, my fingers broken, my monitor off" or whatever else comes to my mind at the time.
Also, Drake, pro-tip from someone who's been dealing with his for almost fifteen years now. There is NOTHING you can say to hurt them worse than simply ignoring them and then GG'ing at the end. Maybe even add in a smiley face for extra hurt. If you start spamming insults back, its almost like you're on his level. If you don't, I can't really explain it, but it angers them even more.

Nah, I bet he complains that any Zerg can start with Hatcheries, lol.

Hatcheries are pathetically OP. Being able to build attack units and workers from the same building is a horrible design flaw.

[RamiZ]

Hatcheries are pathetically OP. Being able to build attack units and workers from the same building is a horrible design flaw.

Wow, I hope that you are trolling or that I misunderstood you. If not, I don't know what to say, this is the stupidest comment that I've seen you have ever made.

[Alex06]

Hatcheries are pathetically OP. Being able to build attack units and workers from the same building is a horrible design flaw.

Successful troll is successful.

Like it's totally not balanced by the fact that Zerg units are weak and need to be spammed to be efficient.

[TheEconomist]

Wow, I hope that you are trolling or that I misunderstood you. If not, I don't know what to say, this is the stupidest comment that I've seen you have ever made.

If you've seen more than a couple of my posts and you still don't understand that I like to satire stupid people/posts, then, I don't know what to say.

And, for fuck sakes, when will people stop using "trolling" for everything? Shit. Joking is not trolling.

[Drake Clawfang]

You thinking that this is out of the orginary makes me wish I was a lower-league player. Shit like this happens to me, literally (and with no exaggeration, I put my word on it) atleast 1/5 games. I don't even start it and I don't even do anything like go Dark Templars.

Yeah, I find a lot of high-ranked players are total assholes. The one guy I was with in a 2v2, my only expo got attacked, I lacked the forces to defend it, he didn't help me even though I called him to and he had a pretty large army. He then went and attacked their base while they were attacking my expo and got crushed caught between two armies.

So I'm sitting there with no resources, they attack, and of course we get crushed. He's like "GG, my partner sucked". I reply "you don't help protect my expo, so I'm left with no resources, and I suck?" "Well you could have mined off my expo, or asked for minerals"......yeah, that's a plan. Especially since the expo he speaks off was almost depleted itself and he didn't have a third base. -_-

Being a Diamond isn't a free pass to be a prick.

[RamiZ]

If you've seen more than a couple of my posts and you still don't understand that I like to satire stupid people/posts, then, I don't know what to say.

And, for fuck sakes, when will people stop using "trolling" for everything? Shit. Joking is not trolling.

I've seen, that is why I thought that it was troll post.
And not every joke is troll, but every troll is a joke if I can put it that way. You're maybe joking, but unintentionally you were trolling, because you didn't state anywhere that you were joking, and people that don't know you would take your post seriously, and would start to argue around "Hatcheries are OP!" statement.
So, yes, your comment was definitely a troll comment.