Newbie Thread [Introduce Yourself]

[dbrent1]

Hi, I'm a systems engineer from Croatia. I work mostly with Cisco equipment. I'm also an owner of a CCNA study guide website: Study CCNA. I'm also a developer of keystroke logging software, Signum Soft Keylogger: Software Keylogger.

I've played Startcraft since 1998. I've played on BattleNet since 2000.

[DemolitionSquid]

Welcome to the 9th level of Hell. Don't forget to grab your complimentary vuvuzela on the way in.

[TheEconomist]

Welcome to the 9th circle of Hell.

Au contraire mon frere, extensive investigation has assuredly led us to ironclad conclusion that jazz and its demonic offspring are, in fact, the devil's music.

[DemolitionSquid]

I'll concede on the circle vs level point.... but the horrors of the Vuvuzela will destroy your soul.

[TheFunnyOne]

Ahhh... long long time has past since I last was here. but finally I am back. I would say that I intend to bring back life here... but let's be honest *sigh* even I wouldn't have soo much power in my grasp.
Good to see Demo is still around though age became his mark and he is a bit senile. I can see that the soo cold Economist still puts words in other's mouths and feeds people with "wise" words, words that makes him look silly as usual.
But mostly I appreaciate that the admin Gradius is still around, don't know if LoA is still around...though he was a friend and a foe at the same time.

Anyway I would say it's good to be back, but I'd have to wait and see how much some people matured.

Oh and it would be rude of me to not say at least few words about myself.
I played Diablo, Diablo II+ LoD, Starcraft + BW, SC2 WoL and HotS.
Nowdays I play mostly League of Legends competitive, BF3 also competitive.
That's about it for now.

[Khaydarin]

En Taro Tassadar!

I am Khaydarin, zealot of the Akilae Tribe, serving under the Hierarch and Tribal Leader Artanis. I have come here as I have discovered that many of my brethren both Khalai and Nerazim alike have come to meet. I hope to make many new bonds with many other protoss and terran alike.

[Gradius]

En Taro Tassadar Khaydarin

I am Judicator Gradius, and I have been sent by the conclave to serve and council you. I know that you were reluctant to leave Aiur in this dark hour, but we shall overcome the trolls with the might and the fury that is our heritage. :P

[Khaydarin]

En Taro Tassadar Judicator.

It is an honor to be in your presence, I have been sent here at the order of Executor Selendis to combat the threat. Uhn dara ma'nakai, our duty is unending.

[The_Blade]

We used to have e-cookies for everyone. Now, we must send everyone to war against the Zerg for food.

I sell hydralisk tail soup with baneling seasoning. 2 minerals plz

[DemolitionSquid]

I think I'll just order a platter of Hellion-fried Zergwings.

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I think I'll just order a platter of Hellion-fried Zergwings.