Newbie Thread [Introduce Yourself]

[TheEconomist]

If you've ever thought about being with two or more women at once, that counts as a fetish.

A fetish is, quite literally, a strong attraction to something, so yeah, I have that fetish. However, we're not talking about fetishes and you know it. We're talking about perversions/deviations/etc and I've already told you exactly to the extent that my "perversion" goes and it goes no further than every other male on the planet. Besides, light-out hetero missionary IS a fetish if you're strongly attracted to it. I find it sad that you're trying to compare the natural urge that every man has to fuck multiple women at once with various types of sick ass shit. If you were honest with yourself, you would see that this argument is entirely based around your subconscious trying to justify itself, and not around any kind of real standing.

You really have no reason to doubt me. If I have an an opinion, you know I share it and doesn't give a fuck what people think. Why would you doubt me now? Of course its obvious. It means that pervertedness is pervertedness and not just some secret that everyone has. Squibb, I assure you, if I had any kind of perversion, I would not be so hypocritical as to think that I don't and talk to you about it in this way. Again, all I want is to fuck as many women as possible with as little effort as possible as often as possible. That's not perversion that's called "the biological urge to spread seed" and its, on top of being a social norm even if men try to fight it for the sake of various reasons, a well documented fact that is even in the most basic of Psych 101 textbooks. There's a strong correlation between the strength of these urges to the level of testosterone, even women with higher testosterone have it, therefore, it is a natural biological function.

Wanting to be handcuffed to the bed and dominated has absolutely ZERO evolutionary benefit, and, therefore, on a completely different level.

Why must all our arguments come down to you spouting liberal tolerance me bringing up facts and science?

[DemolitionSquid]

Because I'm a troll, obviously.

Seriously though, I just can't believe you have no "deviant" desires. Everyone has kinks man, and that's science. You must have SOMETHING you want to do or enjoy besides the aforementioned. Doing the exact same thing every time gets boring eventually, and that's where deviant behavior starts. How you "spice it up" is usually the beginnings.

Also, you haven't answered my KS questions.

[TheEconomist]

Everyone has kinks man, and that's science.

Might want to contact McGraw-Hill that the Ph.D's they cite are wrong because their statements are inconvenient to you.

But, seriously, it's not science. You just heard from some other pervert that it was science. Don't worry, I've heard it a thousand timse, but, being the logical free thinker I am, I decided to investigate. Turns out, it was bullshit. As if some how a deviation could be a norm, it's like making 1=9. It's an inherently contradictory illogical statement no matter how you get your emotions involved.

Doing the exact same thing every time gets boring eventually, and that's where deviant behavior starts.

Wrong. I will never, ever get tired get bored of it. Never. I could fuck all day everyday for the rest of my life and never tire. Maybe of the same positions, but that's it. I'm not all of a sudden going to start doing weird shit like having her dress up like a pony, or Kerrigan, or stick a dildo up my ass. Never.

Also, you haven't answered my KS questions

I'll answer when I feel like responding. But, yeah, I'm probably around act 2. Just got in the school and started talking to some chicks, can't remember their names but there's the girl with no legs, the deaf girl, and some ... idk.. artist girl? Idk, I alt+F4'd that shit 30 seconds later.

[DemolitionSquid]

Might want to contact McGraw-Hill that the Ph.D's they cite are wrong because their statements are inconvenient to you.

But, seriously, it's not science. You just heard from some other pervert that it was science. Don't worry, I've heard it a thousand timse, but, being the logical free thinker I am, I decided to investigate. Turns out, it was bullshit. As if some how a deviation could be a norm, it's like making 1=9. It's an inherently contradictory illogical statement no matter how you get your emotions involved.

Wrong. I will never, ever get tired get bored of it. Never. I could fuck all day everyday for the rest of my life and never tire. Maybe of the same positions, but that's it. I'm not all of a sudden going to start doing weird shit like having her dress up like a pony, or Kerrigan, or stick a dildo up my ass. Never.

I will never be able to believe you. To think someone could be perfectly content with the exact same "deviancy" free sex for several decades is utterly ludicrous. Oh well.

I'll answer when I feel like responding. But, yeah, I'm probably around act 2. Just got in the school and started talking to some chicks, can't remember their names but there's the girl with no legs, the deaf girl, and some ... idk.. artist girl? Idk, I alt+F4'd that shit 30 seconds later.

The game literally tells you when you've switched acts, there's an animated cutscene. You barely scratched the surface man, you gave up before you even started the journey.

[level]

Hello! I'm Jane - new here. I'm just thinking about buying SC2. some of my friend plays it and i'd like to try it too. I played a couple times only trial, but it isn't easy game

[TheProgramer]

Hello! I'm Jane - new here. I'm just thinking about buying SC2. some of my friend plays it and i'd like to try it too. I played a couple times only trial, but it isn't easy game

*insert joke about a woman playing StarCaft here*

Sorry I had to do that, but I wanted to do it before DemoSquid or theEconomist did it to you. We have to starve the trolls if we want them to ever leave.

[DemolitionSquid]

Welcome. Finally, a new member who doesn`t sound like a bot. Then again, I am skeptical of your status as a human since its rare to see females around these parts, ``Jane.``

[TheProgramer]

Welcome. Finally, a new member who doesn`t sound like a bot. Then again, I am skeptical of your status as a human since its rare to see females around these parts, ``Jane.``

DAG-NABIT DEMO! Sorry Jane, I tried.

[TcheQuevara]

Hi, Jane. This game sure is hard as hell. I feel bad after playing it and I have no idea what I am doing here.

Just kidding. The practice mode in Heart of the Swarm is great to learn the game.

[level]

I know that female players in Starcraft are rare, but here I am I just got SC2 trial for now, because i'd like to try it before i buy completely game. How long did you "learn" how to play this game?