Newbie Thread [Introduce Yourself]

[Sarov]

Welcome, Jackhammer, to the dysfunctional "family" also known as SC:L's community. Please enjoy you stay. Watch out for the Tentacled One though - I think he likes to bother the new members just a little too much. But if you ask me, he isn't bothersome at all.

(i need to stop those quotations)

Possibly.

[JackhammerIV]

Thanks. I am a bit worried that you call him the Tentacled one.....exactly how many tentacles does he have?? And does he use them to bother the new members?? I wouldn't want to be probed.:P

[Sarov]

Thanks. I am a bit worried that you call him the Tentacled one.....exactly how many tentacles does he have?? And does he use them to bother the new members?? I wouldn't want to be probed.:P

No, no. We call him the Tentacled One because his screen-name is "DemolitionSquid". He won't probe you but he will be obnoxiously sarcastic. He tends to view himself as our "resident Cthulhu".

He's not very insanity-inducing though.

[Mrjiggles]

Welcome to sc legacy hope you enjoy your stay

[senervo]

No, no. We call him the Tentacled One because his screen-name is "DemolitionSquid". He won't probe you but he will be obnoxiously sarcastic. He tends to view himself as our "resident Cthulhu".

He's not very insanity-inducing though.

expect a mild nerv-twitch every second, though and you'll be fine...

but really, calling mr Squid the tentacled one will raise an alarming number of innuendo-jokes if this keeps going on...

[DemolitionSquid]

Do not mock my 8 noodley appendages, or suffer my wrath!

And don't worry, I only probe the women to make sure they are, in fact, women. Its a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

[JackhammerIV]

What about those who have gone through reconstructive surgery to change gender?? Supposedly you can't tell the difference unless you do a medical scan.:P Then you might end up probing a 'dude looks like like a lady......' (Aerosmith song just in case you didn't get it)

[Zabimaru]

And don't worry, I only probe the women to make sure they are, in fact, women. Its a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

O_o

So this is why you wanted to add me....

[DemolitionSquid]

What about those who have gone through reconstructive surgery to change gender?? Supposedly you can't tell the difference unless you do a medical scan.:P Then you might end up probing a 'dude looks like like a lady......' (Aerosmith song just in case you didn't get it)

There's a reason aliens probe anally. Its for the prostate.

O_o

So this is why you wanted to add me....

Naw. I already knew you were a woman. I just wanted to probe you for the hell of it ahaha.

[senervo]

There's a reason aliens probe anally. Its for the prostate.



Naw. I already knew you were a woman. I just wanted to probe you for the hell of it ahaha.

don't ever change, mr Squid...