Newbie Thread [Introduce Yourself]

[LemonGod]

Damn! I was really going for the God thing, most people call me Lemon.

At least this isn't a jejune forum, I got that response rather rapidly.

Nice to meet you.

[DemolitionSquid]

I'll forgive your ignorance about me; if you had spent much time here before joining you'd know that meeting me is certainly not nice. It will pierce your soul with the searing glare of thousand scorned ex-girlfriends. You will break, and you will cry, and you will beg God to end it. And he will whisper, "no."

Actually, he won't say anything, because he is acctually an old black women who also really doesn't exist, like Aunt Jemima. But that's beside the point.

The forum is pretty slow now cause WoL sucked harder than a Taiwanese ladyboy, so a lot of members have kind of vanished. And Hots is appearing underwhelming too. If you're looking for more strategy and hardcore stuff you'd probably be better off joining Team Liquid. Or the Catholic church. Both like to ritualistically drown young boys in piss. This forum is more for those who are interested in theory and lore, who have slightly more or less self respect depending on how you look at it.

[Pr0nogo]

Squid, you're a retard.

[DemolitionSquid]

Squid, you're a retard.

I prefer, "idiot savant."

[LemonGod]

Did you eat the dictionary?

[DemolitionSquid]

Did you eat the dictionary?

Do you always ask stupid questions?

[LemonGod]

Mmm, no wonder you say this site is dying. Somehow I feel like you're trying to be domineering, stop.

[DemolitionSquid]

Domineering? No. Honest and blunt.

[LemonGod]

There is nothing honest about what you are posting. Just blunt.

I'll have you know. I played Katawa Shoujo about 4 months ago. At least we have one thing in common.

[DemolitionSquid]

There is nothing honest about what you are posting. Just blunt.

I'll have you know. I played Katawa Shoujo about 4 months ago. At least we have one thing in common.

I dunno, which route did you take first? If you liked the Shizune path then we have nothing to discuss because its the worst one. If you took Lilly, Emi, or Hanako then maybe there's hope for you yet.

If you took Rin as your first then all I can do is salute your sacrifice.