Funniest WoL Moments

[flak4321]

Very funny all. One of my favorites comes from the siege tank:

"When the guns are churnin' your ass is burnin'!
When the guns are blazin' your ass is... erazin'!... I don't know. What do you wanr from me?"

[broodmywarcraft]

"I thought it was Eugene?"

"Shut up Matt!"

[Wankey]

SC2 had lots of humor in it. What was your favorite joke? Here are some of mine:

I didn't find any of these really funny. Just dry, unwitty and unoriginal humor.

[Gradius]

I didn't find any of these really funny. Just dry, unwitty and unoriginal humor.

That's nice. Now stay on topic please since I'm actually interested in hearing what other people thought was funny. You've got every other thread in this forum to share your pessimism about the campaign.

[The_Blade]

"Welcome to the jungle mission"

Fanatic Protoss "guy": "This land was sacred to the Tal'darim before the terran even reached the stars! You must depart immediately!"

Raynor: "Hold on now, we just need some of this gas here and we will be long gone before you know it"

Fanatic Protoss "guy": "No! You shall not defile the breath of creation. Tal'darim warriors, execute all those who would desecrate our altars"

I had a mental image of a movie where some junkies were protecting a "holy" empty jar from a bunch of guys.

The rest have already been said.

[Wankey]

That's nice. Now stay on topic please since I'm actually interested in hearing what other people thought was funny. You've got every other thread in this forum to share your pessimism about the campaign.

My pessimism? The campaign lacked any originality, or creativity or humor. Trying to find funny in the campaign is like trying to find a good smell in a toilet in China (if you've been there). Thus the thread is nigh useless.

However, some unit quotes are pretty funny, while others are incredibly un-funny / try hard to be. I dunno why there is such an inconsistency in quality in the game, I believe they have 2 teams at work, one being the original SC team, and another new team injecting average bs into the game.

Shit like
Energy never dies.

Energy never dies!?!?!?

I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum... [q 4]
...and I'm all out of- ah forget it.

Like a bat out of... Guh, forget it.

What? They even gave up on their own joke!?!? This theme repeats a lot of times in the game.

Suspension is an integral of any vehicle. But this one requires suspension of disbelief... Get it?

Really???

Got a problem with alien races? Seriously, just anticipate the terrain! You'll win every time.

Who writes this shit??!?

Anyways here they are few (the funny quotes):

Medivac:
Hurry up! What, are you missin' a leg or someth... Oh.
Attention passengers, the local time... doesn't matter, since you'll all be dead soon anyway.
We're hit! We're hit! WE'RE ALL GONNA' DIE! WE'RE.. Haha, just kidding, should have seen the looks on your faces.
The weather outside is hostile, with a slight chance of fog of war.
Uhh, why you boys all wearing red shirts, anyways?

Banshee
Today's in flight movie will be 'Ghost Academy: The musical', starring Zack Affron and Corbin Green.[q 1]
Please turn off all cell phones, Gauss rifles, EMP:s, psionic waveform emitters and plasma-based perdition flamethrowers. Thanks, and have a great flight!
What's the vector, Victor? Give me the clearance, Clarence.[q 2]
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit stim packs.[q 2]
Anyone else know how to fly this thing? No? I'll wing it...

Viking:
Erik, Balog, Olav, come in. Must have gotten lost again.
Coordinates set, Norse by Norse-west

What's really happened is that SC2 had below average campaign and you're trying desperately to find anything good out of it.

[Sheliek]

My pessimism? The campaign lacked any originality, or creativity or humor. Trying to find funny in the campaign is like trying to find a good smell in a toilet in China (if you've been there). Thus the thread is nigh useless.
.

Really? The fact that people are posting — what's the word? — funny shit seems to suggest otherwise.

[protoswarrior]

Wankey's just really "bittered" by his own opinion of the ending of WoL that he can't see "funny" when he sees it me-thinks. (:P kidding man )

I mean, there are quite a few funny scenes and quotes in SC2's campaign, as is demonstrated by the length of this thread itself. nuff said!

ON TOPIC:

I especially liked the Tosh assassination cut-scene lol. Tychus flying around when Tosh is going "hehehe, I am going too Keell Yoo !" And Tychus cries out in pain as his ass is being stabbed by a flip-dagger lol! The look on his face was priceless!

Blizzard really out-did themselves with character facial expressions; Even on lower settings you can capture the subtlety, and now that I can (finally) play the game on maxed, I can fully appreciate the depth of facial expressions on all characters, but that scene cracked me up every time! lol!

Phenom II x4 is really a huge upgrade on a dual core cpu - didn't realize that until I actually got myself one (955 BE - OC'ed to 3.62GHz on stock cooler hehehe)


I also liked the Matt Horner quote on Raynor's middle name.

"Careful's my middle name"

"I thought it was Eugene"

"Shut up, Matt!"


ROFL!!

[Gradius]

The campaign lacked any originality, or creativity or humor.

However, some unit quotes are pretty funny

Uhhhhh..

What's really happened is that SC2 had below average campaign and you're trying desperately to find anything good out of it.

What I'm trying to do is find something positive on this forum at all. It'd be cool if the people who despised the campaign would finally move on and just discuss e-sports/strategy instead. It's been 7 months - pathetic. Yet on the other hand, after reading the same chronic complainers' dumb strategy theorycrafting & balance suggestions, maybe the campaign forum is where they should stay.

Blizzard really out-did themselves with character facial expressions; Even on lower settings you can capture the subtlety, and now that I can (finally) play the game on maxed, I can fully appreciate the depth of facial expressions on all characters, but that scene cracked me up every time! lol!

I played the game on low the first time around too. Ultra settings are glorious. :P

Can't wait to see what Blizz does with story mode in LoTV, when they really master it.

[Louis]

My pessimism? The campaign lacked any originality, or creativity or humor. Trying to find funny in the campaign is like trying to find a good smell in a toilet in China (if you've been there). Thus the thread is nigh useless.

However, some unit quotes are pretty funny, while others are incredibly un-funny / try hard to be. I dunno why there is such an inconsistency in quality in the game, I believe they have 2 teams at work, one being the original SC team, and another new team injecting average bs into the game.

Shit like
Energy never dies.

Energy never dies!?!?!?

I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum... [q 4]
...and I'm all out of- ah forget it.

Like a bat out of... Guh, forget it.

What? They even gave up on their own joke!?!? This theme repeats a lot of times in the game.

Suspension is an integral of any vehicle. But this one requires suspension of disbelief... Get it?

Really???

Got a problem with alien races? Seriously, just anticipate the terrain! You'll win every time.

Who writes this shit??!?

Anyways here they are few (the funny quotes):

Medivac:
Hurry up! What, are you missin' a leg or someth... Oh.
Attention passengers, the local time... doesn't matter, since you'll all be dead soon anyway.
We're hit! We're hit! WE'RE ALL GONNA' DIE! WE'RE.. Haha, just kidding, should have seen the looks on your faces.
The weather outside is hostile, with a slight chance of fog of war.
Uhh, why you boys all wearing red shirts, anyways?

Banshee
Today's in flight movie will be 'Ghost Academy: The musical', starring Zack Affron and Corbin Green.[q 1]
Please turn off all cell phones, Gauss rifles, EMP:s, psionic waveform emitters and plasma-based perdition flamethrowers. Thanks, and have a great flight!
What's the vector, Victor? Give me the clearance, Clarence.[q 2]
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit stim packs.[q 2]
Anyone else know how to fly this thing? No? I'll wing it...

Viking:
Erik, Balog, Olav, come in. Must have gotten lost again.
Coordinates set, Norse by Norse-west

What's really happened is that SC2 had below average campaign and you're trying desperately to find anything good out of it.

umad bro