So, I just beat unfavored, even match, slightly favored, then fully favored Terran 4 matches in a row (without making a SINGLE banshee!)...so my theory is that I am now the greatest Terran in existence. Thoughts?
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So, I just beat unfavored, even match, slightly favored, then fully favored Terran 4 matches in a row (without making a SINGLE banshee!)...so my theory is that I am now the greatest Terran in existence. Thoughts?
Teach me your secrets, master.
Regardless, being the greatest Terran is still being nothing.
whyyy i oughta!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by demolitionsquid
Nothing wrong with winning with Terran.
Know what would be special, is how you win.
I mean is there anything unique about how you win?
Besides the no using Banshee's?
Any combos? Strats? Specific maps you win?
Just a bit curious as to how the greatest Terran player wins.
Congrats! You win the gold star! :)
My thoughts:Hidden Content:
Gratz! Here's your Ham!
Find somebody to pay you for your talents so you can get endless streams of money and Korean chicks. Then blow your savings on Cocaine and pills.Quote:
Originally Posted by SaharaDrac
Also, I give you this :)
http://whatsupshopper.com/wordpress/...07/sundrop.jpg
For that, I'll have to give you a P-R-R-R-R-ROMOTION!Quote:
Originally Posted by n00bonicPlague
Just wondering Noob , why do you always put youtube videos on autoplay?
Because . . .Quote:
Originally Posted by Perfecttear
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In north America possibly but not in Asia!
You have the best ideas. Doing this now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blazur
Obviously SaharaDrac is the Slayers_`Boxer of StarCraft II.
That's what Im saying! Flash too. speaking of, anyone else notice that Flash and Boxer and almost all Terran players are exempt from the list of players throwing matches and betting illegally in Korea right now with this big scandal?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gradius
That's because Terrans are real men, and the other race's players are corrupt, greedy, and also noobfaces.
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Originally Posted by SaharaDrac
That is what you meant!Quote:
*the other race's players SUCK
How dare you?! Back off from your statement right now or suffer**....
**To be defined.
Which reminds me of an awesome thread at TL.net:Quote:
Originally Posted by SaharaDrac
This is how manly Terrans are! The other racs are little sissies:DQuote:
Terrans - A Race For Real Men.
Terran are the most volatile romp n' stomp habanero chili boomshakalaka slam dunk descendants from Spartan warriors while drinking blood of roman gladiators bad ass race out there. If you don't play Terran you can never call yourself a real man.
Marines - These bad asses will fight anything. Land, sea, air, bring it the fuck on because if they are in range marines will shoot at it. Not to mention the fact that they are such hard bastards they still use shields in an era where intergalactic space travel is possible.
Marauders - Some marine was sitting around one day chomping down on an MRE when his buddy was like, "Hey Magnus (damn straight he has a manly name like Magnus) I think we need a better way to kill things", so Magnus was like "I agree, strap on some rocket fucking launchers to my arms and I'll start blowing shit up". And he did, and it was good.
Did I mention the fact that marines and marauders are willing to inject themselves with who knows what in order to shoot things faster, at the cost of their own health ! Real men willing to sacrifice
Reapers - These crazy bastards are willing to have giant jets strapped on to their backs so they can jump up and down cliffs. Massive exhaust flames centimeters away from their asses, all while going to fight with nothing more than two hand held pistols and some grenades. JET PACK ON THEIR BACK, WHILE CARRYING GRENADES. When asked about logic reapers were quoted as saying “logic is for casuals”.
Ghosts – If smoking is cool, ghosts go through 4 packs while laying down some love on the Marlboro man’s wife, and mom, at the same time. Remember when EMPs were only available on massive floating science research facilities ? Ghosts were all like “fuck that shit, I’ll carry them”. Nuclear Launch Detected: Nothing is manlier than radioactive devastation.
Hellions – One day a couple of Terrans were driving around the desert in dune buggies, and they decided it would be an awesome idea to attach massive flamethrowers to them so they could burn shit to the ground while hitting some massive jumps. Oh are you trying to mine some minerals? *FWOOOOOM* not anymore.
Medivacs – SUCK ON MY GREEN LASER BITCHES WHILE I FLY AROUND CARRYING SOME TANKS DICKFACE !
Siege Tank – Siege tanks are as manly as it gets. Brace for fucking impact while they blast away at your measly army; and you might think they brace for impact because of the shells they fire off. Little did you know the real reason is to counteract the sheer orgasmic force released when the tank drivers fire off onto the approaching force. Their hardness of their balls is comparable to the surface of a neutron star. Oh yeah…..
Thor – Were you seriously going to question the manliness of a Thor? What is your major malfunction?
http://i39.tinypic.com/rthmo0.jpg
Battlecruisers - Your dad can beat up my dad ? Well Battlecruisers can beat up all dads, everywhere, at the same damn time. They don't need to move fast because they are so damn important people will wait. Sure fire away at me while I charge up my Yamato cannon and BLOW YOU TO SMITHEREENS.
Terrans: Race of the year - All years.
http://starcraft.incgamers.com/w/ima..._Model_SC2.jpg
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you under my Terran raping footsteps.
Oh don't put more lemon on the wound!Quote:
Originally Posted by sandwich_bird
That's why DSquid is winning the poll; he knows what he meansQuote:
Originally Posted by DemolitionSquid
Sorry I pressed the 'e' button just like every game against you fruitcakes, and won. again.Quote:
Originally Posted by DemolitionSquid
I thought you didn't need to use Banshees. So you're a liar too now eh? Somehow, I'm not surprised.
This thread is...Quote:
Originally Posted by SaharaDrac
http://preparednesspro.files.wordpre...m-in-a-can.jpg
:)
Sigh. Why is it that the only good terrans are found on the ends of psi blades?
That's nothing when you consider the fact that the average zealot runs into battle with what is essentially two knives.Quote:
Originally Posted by sandwich_bird
Protoss: bringing knives to gun fights since 2499....and winning.
He meant EMP I think!Quote:
Originally Posted by DemolitionSquid
Oh God... nerds fighting over fictional races. This makes me cry tears of joy...
and blood.
Zerg are even more badass because:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gradius
a) They are literally born to fight and can do so from birth
b) They basically fight naked
c) Their fingers are knives.
You win.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blazur
NO!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Asfastasican
You're not doing it right!
Lemme show you how it's done . . .
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Aha! n00b made me lol.
And, to Sahara, I'm surprised you aren't asking for donations
Sahara show your epicness by posting vids with you on how to pwn with terran. Like with tips and such and a bit more with "if this, then that"! We're a whole bunch of fans (maybe not 1 million yet as with Boxer) that want to learn from you.
Am I allowed to say "fuck you" to Junior members? If I'm not, then I definitely am not saying that to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by horror
Also: yeah I meant the 'e' button for EMP....not banshees... So...yeah...
Anyways, I emailed Arcturus Mengsk and Lim-Yo Hwan, and as co-emperors, they confirmed my title. Sweet. I will buy any Terran player a Subway sandwich of their choice, in the fictional land of "I can afford Subway".
Congrats on the title. And that sandwich tasted really good.
Now how about some vids where you break it all down to show how Terran pwn in matches?
I dunno, I've posted a number of videos of me playing Terran. Obviously, I provide what insight I can, but you can't coach what I've got!Quote:
Originally Posted by BusinessMonkey
I've seen all your vids, and ofc you break alot of things down, and I must say I've learned more from you than from anyone else, mostly because I've only started to play MP for the first time in my life after I got a beta key (I'm a sucker for SP) but anyway, as you are the selfproclaimed king of terran kings, then it would be nice to see some pretty detailed bit-by-bit strategy vids of how to own with terran.
It must at least interest a third of the community. :D
As a fellow Terran, SaharhaDrac just became my ally.
The Protoss are just a bunch of hyper-aggressive kids, and the Zerg are being lead by a FORMER HUMAN. A human who has undergone infestation and can kick 2 of the currently most powerful Protoss heroes' asses in 2v1.
Yes, you Protoss kids go do your culture lessons and sissy shadow walks in the wake of war. We'll just be designing new weapons and whittling down your pathetic species' population 1 zealot at a time.
You're too prideful for your own good. You don't realize what consequences they will bring you. Oh, what's that Khastiana? You wanna be a good Protoss and try to 'cure' Mr. Jin? Well too bad, you just got stabbed by a Zergling. A crippled high level Zealot, at the cost of a lowly marine. That's why you're weak.
I never found Monty Python funny, but Benny Hill has a special place in my heart though!Quote:
Originally Posted by n00bonicPlague
Can't these videos be dangerous to some people ?Quote:
Originally Posted by n00bonicPlague
/seizure
Robotnik kinda looks like a terran command centre...