Yo Mommaship so fat

Yo mamaship so ugly that when a Zealot said "En Taro Adun" to her, Adun's spirit warped in and said "I don't want her!"

Yo mamaship so fat that when she got injured and sent to the Dragoon Shrine, they had to put her body in a Thor.

Yo mamaship so fat, they have to make her at the Nexus cause she keeps getting stuck in the Stargate.

Yo mommaship so fat that her gravitational pole makes the black holes useless!

yo mommaship so fat when she farts she cracks the crap out of planets.

Edit: Yo mommaship so fat that the sc2 has to be made into a trilogy.

Yo Mommaship's so fat, scII required an extra blu-ray disc just for her.

Yo mommaship so fat, when she echoed an SC1 High Templar's "You think as I do," he said "Heyell No!"

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Originally Posted by Jabber Wookie

I'm sorry but did I miss an allusion or some joke in which it's funny to use an adjective to describe an object and then describe that object using the same adjective?

Because I've seriously seen so many people do this on threads and it honestly seems really pretentious and not funny at all... "obvious [insert object] is obvious"... hillarious? not really...

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.... Wow ....

Obvious internet nubby is obvious.

(I kid :D)

Anyways, this topic is awesome. Keep it up!

This needs to be a cheat code. Yo mommaship so fat - Max food cap.

Yo mommaship is nerfed! . . .

You Mommship so fat she sat on a Colossus and Scarabs popped out.

Yo Mommaship is so fat, that instead of a Mass Teleport she just picks units up, rotates a bit and puts them back on the ground.

Yo Mommaship is so fat, that when enemy sees her, he DOESN'T want to destroy it - he knows that afterwards her remains will f*cking bury everything beneath it.

Yo Mommaship is so lazy, that instead of moving in time-space she moves time-space.

Yo mommaship so fat, [insert random squidly forum member] has a chance of hooking up :p

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Originally Posted by ArcherofAiur

Yo mommaship so fat, [insert random squidly forum member] has a chance of hooking up :p

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Haha :D

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Originally Posted by Hav0x

This needs to be a cheat code. Yo mommaship so fat - Max food cap.

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Lol. Either that or it can be the kill all opponents code. :)

Or perhaps a code that destroys all supply buildings on the map (with or without your own) :)

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Yo mommaship so fat, [insert random squidly forum member] has a chance of hooking up :p

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Yo Mommship so fat, and yet [insert random bow wielding forum member] still doesn't have a chance of hooking up.

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Originally Posted by DemolitionSquid

Yo Mommship so fat, and yet [insert random bow wielding forum member] still doesn't have a chance of hooking up.

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JOKES ON YOU I AM ALREADY HOOKING UP WITH THE MEDIVAC!

AND THE BANSHEE...

TOGETHER...YAH!







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Originally Posted by ArcherofAiur

JOKES ON YOU I AM ALREADY HOOKING UP WITH THE MEDIVAC!

AND THE BANSHEE...

TOGETHER...YAH!







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More lies from ArcherOfAuir. How shocking.

They perfer my macro to your micro :p

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Originally Posted by ArcherofAiur

They perfer my macro to your micro :p

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Everyone knows its quality, not quantity, that matters.

I smell headshot

I'm pretty sure a lot of those were just old recycled yo momma jokes.