Replay Laugh - Opponent Has Psychotic Breakdown

First off, I am not good. I'm in gold, single-digits, but gold. As for my build I don't follow the official Battle.net forums or whatever so I don't know if what I do in this game is OP, nor do I really care. But this guy...I swear to god, I have never, ever seen a single player throw such a fit. You must see it to believe it. I felt the need to share this for the simple absurdity of it all. If I can find out how I'm really gonna put it on YouTube, it was hystarical.

The fun begins at 11:00 where I send two DTs to his base, following that is near ten minutes of a non-stop temper tantrum where I narrowly hold off his final push and he proceeds to complain and moan about how unskilled I am for the rest of the match.

You should have said: "I apologize for creating units to beat you."

Well I can't put it on YouTube, downloaded one screencapture program that didn't capture and Fraps, not gonna piece together 30 second clips, so oh well.

Still, enjoy.

im'a watch that later, but what you could do for something like this is piece together screenshots; its a common sight on reddit.

Well I can provide screenshots of the chat logs. Hang on then.

EDIT - How do I take screens? -_- Print screen just gives me a black box.

Use cracked Fraps, only fraps can screenshot and record video from SC2.

Standart print-screen not work. But you can F12 for ingame screenshots, and ur screens will be saved at My docs/Sc2/here

Mods, delete this post please.

Nvm, was looking for screenshots in the wrong folder. Here we go! Because of the way the message log works, read from the bottom up.

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☑ Insults your build.
☑ Tells you to go play a "real race".
☑ Mentions something being OP. (Bonus points! Tells you to check the Blizz forums to confirm this "fact".)
☑ Calls you a noob/scrub. (Bonus points! Calls him/herself a pro.)
☑ Insults your APM.
☑ Insults your league placement.
☑ Uses any/a variation of "Any ___ can ___."

Looks like part of a list for How to Insult People in StarCraft for Dummies.

But you know what's really funny? The fact that his name is FlyingToilet.

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Originally Posted by Existor

Use cracked Fraps, only fraps can screenshot and record video from SC2.

Standart print-screen not work. But you can F12 for ingame screenshots, and ur screens will be saved at My docs/Sc2/here

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Actually there is at least one other program: PlayClaw.

The only problem with the free version is that while you aren't limited in recording time, there's this annoying watermark that bounces around the screen like those old Windows screensavers.

Clearly, FlyingToilet is the smurf account of EGIdra.

Who's that?

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Originally Posted by DemolitionSquid

Clearly, FlyingToilet is the smurf account of EGIdra.

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Yep .

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Originally Posted by DemolitionSquid

Clearly, FlyingToilet is the smurf account of EGIdra.

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More of an CombatEx, Idra at least knows English.

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Originally Posted by Drake Clawfang

Who's that?

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Please tell me you are trolling and that you know who Idra is?

This guy could be trying to get into one of those youtube thingy about sc2 and going berserk.

On a similar note, within one week, I had two incidents playing as T vs P on ladder and in both circumstances they both told me: "to go die a painful death in a fire."

The one game I remember quite vividly, as I had an extra base vs the player, had +1/+1 attack on the M&M and he barely had anything to defend. However, I just thought it was hilarious that within a week TWO different people suggested the same fate and they were both P players.

I never knew ladder was so violent. :)

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Originally Posted by SpaceDominator

On a similar note, within one week, I had two incidents playing as T vs P on ladder and in both circumstances they both told me: "to go die a painful death in a fire."

The one game I remember quite vividly, as I had an extra base vs the player, had +1/+1 attack on the M&M and he barely had anything to defend. However, I just thought it was hilarious that within a week TWO different people suggested the same fate and they were both P players.

I never knew ladder was so violent. :)

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Tbh though i understand there anger, losing to MM is the most depressing feeling you can have in a game.

This guy is hilarious.
I would have been much more of a jerk with him.

I would've probably ended up saying something like;
"Go *censored* a goat, stupid inbred *censored*"
"You suck lol"
"*censored*ing n00b, go back to your stupid Call of Duty zombie maps"
He would've been pissed off and left, and I would have won be rid of him much faster. :P

No wonder he lost. He isn't concentrated on his game, he's concentrated on insulting you instead. There's a reason you're gold and he's silver; You're better than him. He should learn to shut up about losing and take it like a man.

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Originally Posted by RamiZ

Please tell me you are trolling and that you know who Idra is?

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I've heard the name, pro player isn't he? Dunno beyond that so the joke is lost on me.

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Originally Posted by Alex06

This guy is hilarious.
I would have been much more of a jerk with him.

I would've probably ended up saying something like;
"Go *censored* a goat, stupid inbred *censored*"
"You suck lol"
"*censored*ing n00b, go back to your stupid Call of Duty zombie maps"
He would've been pissed off and left, and I would have won be rid of him much faster. :P

No wonder he lost. He isn't concentrated on his game, he's concentrated on insulting you instead. There's a reason you're gold and he's silver; You're better than him. He should learn to shut up about losing and take it like a man.

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Well if he had been smart he could have won, all he needed to do is wait and send a couple Medivacs when he attacked and kept mining to reinforce his troops. Then again, he had an engineering bay and didn't immediately get a Turret in his main when he knew I had DTs, so....yeah.

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Originally Posted by Drake Clawfang

I've heard the name, pro player isn't he? Dunno beyond that so the joke is lost on me.

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Yeah, he is, but also, Idra always whines about Protoss having OP builds and strats. That was the joke. :P

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Originally Posted by Drake Clawfang

Well if he had been smart he could have won, all he needed to do is wait and send a couple Medivacs when he attacked and kept mining to reinforce his troops. Then again, he had an engineering bay and didn't immediately get a Turret in his main when he knew I had DTs, so....yeah.

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Indeed, I watched the whole replay. He could've EASILY won if he had gotten detection at his natural, and didn't wait longer before cranking out marauders. Even at the end, had he taken care of the Robotics Facilities instead of the Dark Shrine, he might have won. And he also gave up to spam you with insult messages, when he could've continued playing...

He just let anger get the best of him. That's the worst thing that can happen in a sport or e-sport.

Its funny. Love player like that. Nice how you stopped talking to him and he went nuts.

I subscribe to the Jackie Chan school of thought "I like to let people talk who like to talk. It lets me find out how full of shit they are." That and really, with a player like this what could I say that would actually be worth the time to say it?

lol... the best part of that whole thing is when he says, "any toss can go gateways"...

God forbid you build the primary structure for producing protoss units. I guess if he plays zerg, he complains that any zerg can build hatcheries.

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Originally Posted by Jabber Wookie

lol... the best part of that whole thing is when he says, "any toss can go gateways"...

God forbid you build the primary structure for producing protoss units. I guess if he plays zerg, he complains that any zerg can build hatcheries.

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Nah, I bet he complains that any Zerg can start with Hatcheries, lol.

You thinking that this is out of the orginary makes me wish I was a lower-league player. Shit like this happens to me, literally (and with no exaggeration, I put my word on it) atleast 1/5 games. I don't even start it and I don't even do anything like go Dark Templars.

I remember one game where this Terran turtled up early-game because he saw that I had already countered his all-in. No, I didn't have any scouting information to know he was all-ining. I didn't need to. The last fifteen Terran games were all-ins with maybe one in the mix where they went all-in with Banshees and Marines. He puts up all kinds of defense and then goes nukes. He starts trying to nuke my bases. The first one caught me off guard because, damn, when do you see nukes in 1v1 so early? Oh well. I still had an ob and killed the Ghost. Then, I put the Observer on patrol between my main base and natural. He tried to nuke again. I spotted the dot and created a Zealot. The Zealot quickly killed the Ghost. I decided to have a Zealot at my other natural, just in case he was stupid enough to try to nuke me again. He was. I didn't even have to issue a command to this Zealot. As soon as the Observer saw the Ghost, the Zealot lept into action. Seeing that this man was clearly wasting minerals and gas in desperation, I decided to start massing up my finishing army. I believe he tried to nuke my two more times before I moved in. Each time, I never had to do anything to my Zealot to make it kill the Ghost. The automatic patrolling of the Zealot and Observer was enough to counter the nukes.

That was when the "Observers are OP" rants came in :D Because, obviously, there's no way for a Terran to an Observer :D Especially with no scan or EMP at their disposal :D From there, I tried to attack with Stalkers but he massed up Mauraders, so I made, about 4 Void Rays and cleaned up his whole base like that. He stopped making any anti-air after the introductory marines that were meant to go with his all-in. All the while, I was doing thi he was spamming insults at me. But, in 1v1, I'm a bit more serious than in team games, so I never responded.

He was a high rank Diamond (~8-10) player and was "Favored" over me. It's amazing what Terran all-ins will get you.

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Originally Posted by Gradius

You should have said: "I apologize for creating units to beat you."

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I usually make a smart ass comment like, "I'd be glad to give you a rematch with my keyboard unplugged, my fingers broken, my monitor off" or whatever else comes to my mind at the time.
Also, Drake, pro-tip from someone who's been dealing with his for almost fifteen years now. There is NOTHING you can say to hurt them worse than simply ignoring them and then GG'ing at the end. Maybe even add in a smiley face for extra hurt. If you start spamming insults back, its almost like you're on his level. If you don't, I can't really explain it, but it angers them even more.

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Originally Posted by Alex06

Nah, I bet he complains that any Zerg can start with Hatcheries, lol.

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Hatcheries are pathetically OP. Being able to build attack units and workers from the same building is a horrible design flaw.

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Hatcheries are pathetically OP. Being able to build attack units and workers from the same building is a horrible design flaw.

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Wow, I hope that you are trolling or that I misunderstood you. If not, I don't know what to say, this is the stupidest comment that I've seen you have ever made.

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Originally Posted by TychusFindlay

Hatcheries are pathetically OP. Being able to build attack units and workers from the same building is a horrible design flaw.

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Successful troll is successful. :p

Like it's totally not balanced by the fact that Zerg units are weak and need to be spammed to be efficient. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by RamiZ

Wow, I hope that you are trolling or that I misunderstood you. If not, I don't know what to say, this is the stupidest comment that I've seen you have ever made.

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If you've seen more than a couple of my posts and you still don't understand that I like to satire stupid people/posts, then, I don't know what to say.

And, for fuck sakes, when will people stop using "trolling" for everything? Shit. Joking is not trolling.

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You thinking that this is out of the orginary makes me wish I was a lower-league player. Shit like this happens to me, literally (and with no exaggeration, I put my word on it) atleast 1/5 games. I don't even start it and I don't even do anything like go Dark Templars.

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Yeah, I find a lot of high-ranked players are total assholes. The one guy I was with in a 2v2, my only expo got attacked, I lacked the forces to defend it, he didn't help me even though I called him to and he had a pretty large army. He then went and attacked their base while they were attacking my expo and got crushed caught between two armies.

So I'm sitting there with no resources, they attack, and of course we get crushed. He's like "GG, my partner sucked". I reply "you don't help protect my expo, so I'm left with no resources, and I suck?" "Well you could have mined off my expo, or asked for minerals"......yeah, that's a plan. Especially since the expo he speaks off was almost depleted itself and he didn't have a third base. -_-

Being a Diamond isn't a free pass to be a prick.

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Originally Posted by TychusFindlay

If you've seen more than a couple of my posts and you still don't understand that I like to satire stupid people/posts, then, I don't know what to say.

And, for fuck sakes, when will people stop using "trolling" for everything? Shit. Joking is not trolling.

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I've seen, that is why I thought that it was troll post.
And not every joke is troll, but every troll is a joke if I can put it that way. You're maybe joking, but unintentionally you were trolling, because you didn't state anywhere that you were joking, and people that don't know you would take your post seriously, and would start to argue around "Hatcheries are OP!" statement.
So, yes, your comment was definitely a troll comment. :)

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So, yes, your comment was definitely a troll comment.

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Originally Posted by Standard definition of trolling as stated by Wikipedia

... must have a primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.

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You can't just change the meaning of a word because you feel like it. Using your logic, anyone with some wit or a sense of humor is trolling and has been trolling every day of their life. Even worse, you're double trolling right now since, you are actually disrupting normal on-topic discussion, which is part of trolling. Let's keep it simple and go by what the words actually mean, shall we?

Stop waterbottling me, yo!

Maybe he's trolling you.

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Originally Posted by TychusFindlay

You can't just change the meaning of a word because you feel like it. Using your logic, anyone with some wit or a sense of humor is trolling and has been trolling every day of their life. Even worse, you're double trolling right now since, you are actually disrupting normal on-topic discussion, which is part of trolling. Let's keep it simple and go by what the words actually mean, shall we?

Stop waterbottling me, yo!

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By that logic, everybody is trolling when they state something that doesn't have anything to do with the on-topic discussion? That doesn't make sense to me at all, even though, that definition by itself means you were trolling, you stated something that is incorrect, and it certainly did provoke the readers since it obviously was false statement, and it didn't have to do anything with on-topic discussion, so please you tell me?

In the end, as stated by Wikipedia(rofl), you are trolling if you do either A or B, and you have done both? :D

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By that logic, everybody is trolling when they state something that doesn't have anything to do with the on-topic discussion? That doesn't make sense to me at all.

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No, it doesn't, as I said, but that was your own logic. A few hours ago I would have been surprised that you had missed the whole "by your logic" indicator.

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In the end, as stated by Wikipedia(rofl), you are trolling if you do either A or B, and you have done both?

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To even suggest that I was posting for an emotional response or purposefully attempting to disrupt discussion is asinine and quite sad. Or, else, you must say that anyone who cracks a joke around the water cooler at work is trolling :D

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Originally Posted by Drake Clawfang

Maybe he's trolling you.

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Stop. misusing. the. damn. word.

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Originally Posted by TychusFindlay

Stop. misusing. the. damn. word.

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To quote McBain - "Dat's da joke"

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To even suggest that I was posting for an emotional response or purposefully attempting to disrupt discussion is asinine and quite sad. Or, else, you must say that anyone who cracks a joke around the water cooler at work is trolling

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Well, that is what I've said in my second post, you were trolling unintentionally. :D
Hey, I work at the Water Cooler Company, I don't think you meant anything good with that, did you? :p

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No, it doesn't, as I said, but that was your own logic. A few hours ago I would have been surprised that you had missed the whole "by your logic" indicator.

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That wasn't my logic, that was said on Wiki. :D

We should all friend this whiny little shit, and just troll him to death.

"Pfff....Any T can build units. Ur a scrubz."

HA!!

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Well, that is what I've said in my second post, you were trolling unintentionally.

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Such a thing cannot be done. What you are trying to say is that I made a comment/joke and was unaware of the repercussions of other interpretations. Which is not only funny because I know completely what misinterpretations can be had and their effects (I just don't care, especially when its a harmless joke like in this instance) but because you are basically saying that any joke is trolling. Er go, you are misusing the term troll, just like damn near everyone on the internet. Being called a troll is like being called gay. 99/100 its a generic insult that has nothing to do with what the word actually means.

Again, to quote Wikipedia:

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So, what you're saying is that I unintentionally had a primary intent of provoking readers into an emotion such as anger? Listen to yourself. Nevermind that it was a simple joke to illustrate a point, you think that I was somehow trying to upset people. I wasn't trying to upset anyone, except maybe FlyingToilet, but he deserves it. When I want to upset peoploe, you'll know it.

Now, if I made some rant about the imbalances of Hatcheries without any humorous context and then proceeded to direct the conversation towards areas that would imply that I am serious so that I could anger people, then, yes, I would be trolling. But, clearly, I wasn't.

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That wasn't my logic, that was said on Wiki.

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I find your inability to follow the conversation quite entertaining :D No wonder you are misinterpreting post after post and going on and on about the phantoms of your imagination. It's pretty clear I wasn't talking about anything concerning the Wikipedia. You said I was trolling because my comment could be misinterpreted. I said, by your logic, pretty much any joke worth hearing can be misinterpreted. You said, "You're still 'unintentionally' trolling". To which I said, "By that logic, anyone with a sense of humor or wit is trolling."

What does Wikipedia have to do with this thread of the conversation? Nothing. I only brought up Wikipedia to show you the true definition of trolling which can be attested to by anyone who has around the internet before everyone started abusing the word (i.e. 2000).

Damn youngsters.

As for the waterbottling comment, how the hell would I know you work at whatever company that is? I just happened to have a water bottle next to me.

I know I am really late to this particular conversation, but I have also had the (dis)pleasure of playing this FlyingToilet douche, and, sadly, he's just as bad when he wins. I distinctly remember him ranting I was weak and related refuse (after he went rine rush, which I have trouble with as a Toss). I said if he thought me so weak, then face me in an honest to goodness macro game. He declined, douchely.