Funniest WoL Moments

SC2 had lots of humor in it. What was your favorite joke? Here are some of mine:

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Swann: Oh, and our new best friend Prince Charming came through with some upgraded battlecruiser schematics.

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Raynor
Watch it! Banelings! Don't let 'em get close!

Stetmann
Those things are pretty nasty. Next time, you should try not to let them splash you!

Tychus
Thanks for the advice, son. Now shut up.

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Horner
Sir, parts of the facility seem to be scan-shielded...our signals are breaking up left and right. Be careful in there.

Raynor
Hey, careful's my middle name.

Horner
I thought it was Eugene...

Raynor
Shut it, Matt.

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Engine of destruction (all of it)

The Protoss campaign. Not for the actual content, but for the possible Warcraft parallels putting people into rage and panic mode on forums. Personally I'm in wait and see mode, though I'd feel somewhat let down if it is too similar to WC.

"Don't you ever meet any normal girls?" - Matt Horner.

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Horner
Sir, parts of the facility seem to be scan-shielded...our signals are breaking up left and right. Be careful in there.

Raynor
Hey, careful's my middle name.

Horner
I thought it was Eugene...

Raynor
Shut it, Matt.

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The delivery of the "Shut it" line was perfect. I questioned in a thread a while back as to whether it was intentionally or accidentally delayed... but it made it so much funnier due to the slight delay.

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Raynor
Watch it! Banelings! Don't let 'em get close!

Stetmann
Those things are pretty nasty. Next time, you should try not to let them splash you!

Tychus
Thanks for the advice, son. Now shut up.

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This one was my favourite lol.

Adjutant: The Dominion is attacking the civilians.
Tychus: Good, that'll keep them off our backs.

I dunno why, but that just made me LOL.
There are other lines, but I can't recall them ATM. The Baneling one was one of them, though. The Eugene one was funny the first time, but not nearly as much as these 2.

Oh, wait:
Tychus: We might upset the whole space-time continuum!
Raynor: Easy Tychus, this ain't science fiction.

Stettman: The Zerg are so fascinating, I wish we knew more about their physiology!
Tychus: I know all about 'em. Put a bullet in 'em, they die.

And I loved how Tychus never shut up during the first Odin mission.
Oh, and again when Nova kills Tosh...how he gets hurt.
Or when he fights Raynor in the bar and asks for help getting up.

Now that I think about it, the only funny scenes are with Matt (Deadman's port, haha) or Tychus...With the exception of when Nova helps Raynor stop Tosh's Spectres and everyone says she's his type. (Despite the fact Raynor is 32 and Nova is 21...)

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Ok, for whatever reason, when Tosh goes:

"That turret across the bridge...it can see me!"

I completely cracked up :p. It just came across as sounding as if he's so badass being all: "I do what I wanna do!" and mindblasting Dominion marines, but when he's actually at risk of being detected, he shows his true colours as a coward :p. In my mind's eye, I just pictured him running away and abandoning the mission after spotting that single turret and saying nothing else beyond that line XD.


Also, the way Tychus delivered the line: "Them zerg burstin' up under us wherever they please ain't exactly conducive to our health and well-being" was fantastic :D.

The "terrible terrible damage" reference earned them a sarcastic chuckle and a quick roll of the eyes from me.

/calmly "Total systems failure. Oh no. This ain't good."

I LOL'd

Here is my favorite Protoss unit quote:

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Originally Posted by TychusFindlay

/calmly "Total systems failure. Oh no. This ain't good."

I LOL'd

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Eeee-ject. :cool: