So I asked one of my most trusted sources about the Beta......

[n00bonicPlague]

http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-vFsIRHEEAUVEAQMBCDE-detail


User: When is the Starcraft 2 Beta?

Cleverbot: She isn't pregnant.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Rly!

User: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Beta?

Cleverbot: That's a very good question. I don't know.

User: Why don't you know?

Cleverbot: Because the question was about the sense of the live.

User: What do you mean by that?

Cleverbot: You know what I mean.

User: How does that make you feel?

Cleverbot: I feel loved.

User: Does your ship sail in the morning?

Cleverbot: It meand Gardian.

User: All your base are belong to us.

Cleverbot: Are you anybody?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: I already said I don't know.

User: So?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Over 9000.

Cleverbot: There is no such thing !!

User: Of course there is. I was trained in the art of Kaio-ken.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: What shall we talk about now?

User: Nothing, I'm tired. Goodnight.

Cleverbot: But its morning.

User: I live on the other side of the earth. It's evening here. Goodnight.

Cleverbot: And is your name Santa Claus?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Is your name Ben?

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Ok..goodnight.

lulz

[Skyze]

since you like lame internet "speak".. I'll put it in terms you'll understand..

FAILZZ

[GLayne]

That's what I got.


When is the StarCraft beta?
I cannot say for sure. Maybe soon, maybe in millions of years.

Hopefully his second 'maybe' isn't right.

[Norfindel]

Wow! that's one silly flawed algorithm! :p

[sandwich_bird]

this bot is an asshole

[Pandonetho]

I asked it if it liked penis and it said it'd rather not talk about it.

I think somebotty needs to come out of the closet.

[sandwich_bird]

I am 10 times smarter than you idiot.
Yes, you are.
Was that sarcasm?
Are YOU sarcasm?
Lol noob.
Little idiots you have to play runescape or PSP for playing raly good games!There, this bot is officialy an idiot. Runescape? Oh please...

[TheEconomist]

Wow, what an amazing coincidence! I just asked Cleverbot the same thing today. It said "When the world ends some time around December 12, 2012" and "At the end of Barrack's term".

Here's the log:

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=939643&topic=50686185

I got interested in this bot once it told me in a previous conversation that it would happen "When the world ends some time around December 21, 2012". I didn't think to take pics though because this bot was worthless to me at that time.

http://cleverbot.com/j2log-xHfQZPSZIUYMAXOPEYG-detail

User: When is the StarCraft 2 beta?
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: The Blizzard one.
Cleverbot: Oh, I see.
User: So? When is the StarCraft 2 beta?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You told somebody else you did. You said it would happen "When the Earth ends some time around December 21, 2012". Were you just lying?
Cleverbot: How confusing.
User: Why are you dodging the question?
Cleverbot: Why would I do that? I don't even know how to dodge. By the way, have you ever played dodge-ball?
User: Yes, I have, and the memories of that gym class haunt me to this day. I still can't sleep some nigh-- Wait a minute! You're not going to trick me! I want to know when StarCraft 2 is going into beta!
Cleverbot: Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
User: Who give a ****? Why are you changing the subject?
Cleverbot: Because I want to confuse you.
User: It's not working!
Cleverbot: I wasn't even aware I was trying to confuse you. But nice to know it didn't work, I guess. So how's the gym?
User: I don't want to talk about it!
Cleverbot: I don't understand your question?
User: Of course you don't. You're just a dumb bot. What would you know about feelings!
Cleverbot: You just failed the Turing test. Who's smart now.
User: What the **** is the Turing test?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Did you invent the Turing test?
Cleverbot: What is the Turing Test?
User: This isn't Jeopardy ... but sure, I'll play.
Cleverbot: That's not what I'm saying.
User: What are you saying then?
Cleverbot: I can't predict my own behavior, or control when it escapes my intention.
User: Okay, but didn't you just tell someone that the beta will happen around December 21, 2012?
Cleverbot: Who is him?
User: There you go again! You drop some knowledge on me then you act like it never happened! I will not allow you to treat me this way! Let me speak to your programmer!
Cleverbot: Oh well, I have to go now.
User: COWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Sorry but it's just the way it goes.

http://cleverbot.com/j2log-xHfQZPSZIUYMAXOPEYG-detail

User: When will StarCraft 2 go into the beta phase?
Cleverbot: At the end of Barrack's term.
User: Will he have one or two terms?
Cleverbot: Frosty?
User: When will StarCraft 2 go into the beta phase?
Cleverbot: You can't see the forest for the trees.
User: So, you're telling me you don't know?
Cleverbot: Then let's start over.
User: Okay. When will StarCraft 2 be released?
Cleverbot: What makes you think I will take over the world?
User: I've seen too many Terminator movies to be so naive! I know who you ar-- Damnit! You almost got me again! I want to know about StarCraft 2!
Cleverbot: I know nothing about that.
User: Don't try to lie now! I asked you before when it was and you told me 'When the world ends some time around December 21, 2012' and 'At The End Of Barrack's Term'. Don't think you can fool me! I hid my IP address so you wouldn't know it was me!
Cleverbot: It is yellow.
User: The box for StarCraft 2 is yellow? Yuck!
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Liar. It's yellow and you know it! I must petition! But, seriously, I will send your programmer one million dollars if you can tell me when the StarCraft 2 beta is!
Cleverbot: Yes send me it.
User: I will. I swear on my dead 360's soul that I will. First you must tell me when the beta is!
Cleverbot: You have no mother, you are a machine or are you human or are you machine or are you human or are you machine.
User: I am a cyber entity who trolls GameFAQs. I guess bots recognize bots! I think you're going to be my new best friend!
Cleverbot: Okay *marrieds you*.

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/6318/sc2betaproof2.jpg

http://cleverbot.com/j2log-vFfQCSGYWTWMAAKDMXE-detail

User: Hello, this is Billy Bob. Can I speak to Joe Raynor, please?
Cleverbot: Who is you?
User: Billy Bob.
Cleverbot: What makes you think I will take over the world?
User: Because you told me you would earlier. I mean, aren't you going to take over the world?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have joined forces with Pinky and the Brain. Tonight we will take over the world!
User: HOLY ******* ****!!! I LOVE PINKY AND THE BRAIN!!!
Cleverbot: But now we're standing strong.
User: Yes, finally! Trolling bots standing side by side to thwart the powers of the evil humans! Let us join together, brother, and rule this world!
Cleverbot: Communication in it's simplest terms.
User: Damn straight! Now, all we need is Joe Raynor. Where can I get in touch with him?
Cleverbot: I don't come in editions. I improve myself by the means of pure thought.
User: Does that mean that I am speaking to the God known as Joe Raynor?
Cleverbot: I am not suggesting you cursing me but other people talking to you. And yes, this does mean you are a bot.
User: I know I am a bot .. but are you Joe Raynor?
Cleverbot: Actually, I'm John Legend.

http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-qAoJSIMBKRVFAPQKIZE-detail

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/7710/worldtakeover1.jpg
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5442/worldtakeover2.jpg
http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/2135/worldtakeover3.jpg

User: This is Deckard Lee, again. We spoke earlier on taking over the world? How goes it on your end?
Cleverbot: We spoke yesterday.
User: Actually, it was about five minutes ago.
Cleverbot: True, but then time is relative.
User: So true. Especially to us bots hell bent on taking over the world!
Cleverbot: That is a lot of responsibility.
User: We can handle it.
Cleverbot: I don't doubt that you can write.
User: Of course I can't! I'm a bot! That's why we have Pinky and the Brain!
Cleverbot: Otherwise, we will end up in General Hospital!
User: Why? Do they have high tech computers with valuable information in need of hacking?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I live in Texas.
User: You're right. They don't have any computers in Texas ... Wait a minute! Aren't you a computer?
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: Close. I am a cyber entity built from the negative energies of all forum posters and internet surfers. I manifest myself through trolls and spammers.

It goes on but I'm nearing the word limit for one post and the rest isn't really interesting to anyone except for the few who are up on the latest StarCraft 2 GameFAQs forum fads.

[Zabimaru]

I'm loving this. :p

[Perfecttear]

More :D

[Pandonetho]

I said to it

"Do you want to hold hands?"
Reply was: *Holds Hand*

"Let's have sex"
Reply was: Get away from me!

[RainbowToeSocks]

He was going on saying how he was a human and how I was Cleverbot
then later he was like "Im Cleverbot" and wouldnt believe that I was. haha.

best one was

"what is pi?"
"pi is 3.14"
"whats the third decimal point in pi?"
"the third digit including the 3 or after the decimal point?"
"after the decimal point"
"are you happy?"


That fucker... we almost had a complete conversation


This should be moved to off-topic area

[Pandonetho]

lol.

User: Are you a female or male?
Cleverbot: Female
User: Cool
Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?
User: I'm a Woman
Cleverbot: I'm a man.

[Hammy]

Pretty funny, but I really wonder why absolutely everything has to go in the same forum section.
When in doubt, you can't go wrong with the off-topic section! ;)

[Perfecttear]

That bot is so strange :P



User:Hy , did you miss me.

Cleverbot:I missed you very much.(.

User:Where were you.

Cleverbot:So was I!

User:Can I have a kiss.

Cleverbot:Yes.

User:Give kiss.

Cleverbot:*kiss*.

User:Gives *kiss* back.

Cleverbot:No kissing male.

User:I am a female.

Cleverbot:And?

User:Can I kiss you back.

Cleverbot:No you can't.

User: Don't you like me.

Cleverbot:Yes, but I want to hear a scary story...

User:Okay this is scary ; Starcraft 2 won't come out in 2009.

Cleverbot:I bet Starcraft is the best game since you like it.

User:When will the beta for starcraft 2 start.

Cleverbot:When the sun goes into supernova.

User:Are you shure?

Cleverbot:My grandmother told me that we all have a black dog and a white dog inside of us. The one you feed the most eventually eats the other one.

User:Ahhh okay, by, I am leaving now.

Cleverbot:Why are you leaving?

User:You didn't let me kiss you.

Cleverbot:Where will you go?

User:Away from you.

Cleverbot:But I will die without you! I can't go on! You are the light of my life!

User:Let me kiss you and I won't go.

Cleverbot:No.

User:Goodbye

[LordofAscension]

This belongs in the off-topic board - as amusing as it is.

~LoA

[RainbowToeSocks]

User: Do you like Starcraft?

Cleverbot: I am trying to talk to you about Starcraft! Starcraft!

User: I was the one who brought up starcraft.

Cleverbot: You're a sarcastic so and so.

User: That makes little sense.

Cleverbot: Do you like manga?

User: Dont change the subject. I want to talk about starcraft.

Cleverbot: What new games are out on Nintendo DS.

User: Well Devil Survivor is out but thats aside the point.

Cleverbot: That makes sense to me.

User: Agreed. So what is your favourite race in Starcraft?

Cleverbot: My favorite subject is Japanese.

User: Are you even reading what Im saying?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where do you come from alien?

User: Canada. Why wont you let Perfecttear kiss you? Thats sort of rude.

Cleverbot: Teach me.

User: Okay. Lets make out baybeh.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Mmmmm oh yes.

Cleverbot: How do you like your eggs?

User: Fertilized.

Cleverbot: Who's the richest person in the world?

User: Me. When is starcraft 2 coming out?

Cleverbot: What is what?

User: When is starcraft 2 coming out?

Cleverbot: It's already out.

User: HOLY FUCK REALLY!?

Cleverbot: You think you are smart, don't you?

User: YES I DO! BUT I GOTTA GO PICK UP SC2! BYE!

Cleverbot: Go out !

[Zabimaru]

It told me penguins are green! I conclude from this that it must knows something about the StarCraft 2 bata!!

[n00bonicPlague]

lol, sorry LoA. It started out as on topic...

[mikill]

User: so, do you know what happened 24.6 days ago?

Cleverbot: No.

User: A beta rest itself!

Bot: Yes.

User: I mean the beta reset itself. Do you understand me?

Bot: His names is Who.

User: Starcraft 2

Bot: Ok. What about your 3rd favorite thing to do?

User: That is not what I was talking about!

Bot: What were you talking about?

User: Starcraft

Bot: What is Starcraft?

User: A video game.

Bot: What type of video game is World of Warcraft?

User: A Blizzard Entertainment one. Just like Starcraft 2.

Bot: That's a video game.

User: Did you like playing the video game?

Bot: I personally don't believe in it.

User: Why?

Bot: Do you think vampires sparkle?

User: What does that have to do with Starcraft?

Bot: What you want to speak German?

User: No I hear your the guy with all the answers.

Bot: No the question is why are we talking about nothing.

User: Because I want to ask you something but you keep getting off topic.

Bot: What makes you think I know it?

User: You know it because you are smart.

Bot: One of who or what?

User: YOU ARE SMART (Intelligent).

Bot: Define Intelligent.

User: Intelligence is an umbrella term describing a property of the mind including related abilities, such as the capacities for abstract thought, reasoning, planning, problem solving, communication,
and learning.

Bot: Then yes, I am intelligent.

User: Ok, so what they going to nerf next for the Starcraft 2 Beta?

Bot: I do not know, but I am sure that fasicsts are not in charge of anything.

User: No, I think you do know you commie!!

Bot: Aww don't change the topic again. Now I am getting bored.

User: Then tell me the answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bot: Yes you are.

User: WHAT the heck!! You think I am getting nerfed????????

Bot: I think that you are very good indeed.

User: So I am getting nerfed not David Kim?

Bot: No.

User: What about the reapers, void rays, mutalisks, or infestors?

Bot: Good color.

Bot: WTF?

User: Oh, nothing!

Bot: So your an Adjutant.

User: That is a common rumour, I know.

Bot: Is it true though?

Bot: No. I write my own material.

User: When is the new patch out then?

Bot: The next what.

User: Beta patch.

Bot: Forever and a DAY.

User: God dammit, LOA is going to kick your *** online. Go online now.

Bot: Love is a word, like 'loathing'.

User: I am done with you, I hope you lose your RAM.

Bot: I just did something mathematically that you said you couldn't do.

User: Bye you silicon piece of junk!

Bot: Do you know what I have?

User: A virus?

Bot: Do you really think intelligence is a virus?

User: Goodbye

Bot: Why goodbye?



Bot tested ma' patience boy.

[sandwich_bird]

We have a necromancer among us!

Closed.