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seakebab
05-26-2009, 08:46 AM
You guys probably all know about F**k My Life (FML), now you can have more fun!

MLIA, My Life is Average, friend found it and we just lulzzzz'd. lolololol :D

have fun, guys.

EDIT by Gradius: In retrospect, posting the link would have been a good idea eh? :P

http://mylifeisaverage.com/index.html

lmao, woops, Thanks for the edit, Gradius.
Gradius
05-26-2009, 11:39 AM
Hahhahahaha, this is just swell. :P

"Today, my mom walked in on me and my girlfriend in the kitchen. So we made her some food too. MLIA"

"Today my brother make a comment that could easily be construed as a sexual innuendo. I wanted to say "That's what she said" but I was eating dinner with my family so I decided against it. MLIA."
DemolitionSquid
05-26-2009, 02:45 PM
"I found an egg today, it never turned into a dragon."

Fucking epic.
Nottoway
05-26-2009, 07:40 PM
"I woke up today and drove back to campus for summer school. MLIA"
Dauntless
05-26-2009, 08:45 PM
Oh my god, this is all too depressing to read!

"Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML"
Gradius
05-26-2009, 10:05 PM
Daunts, you're reading the wrong thing bro. :P

http://mylifeisaverage.com/index.html

For those of us w/ only average lives. :3
KDraconis
05-26-2009, 10:34 PM
Ha ha, some of these are so funny.

"Today, I played a guitar gig in front of hundreds of people. I did horribly and they booed me off stage. It's okay though, I was only playing Rock Band."

"Today I woke up in someone else's bed. I was confused, but then remembered that it was a sleepover."

Although I wouldn't call either average. A bit weird, actually...
sandwich_bird
05-27-2009, 01:23 AM
this is pretty average.
Blazur
05-27-2009, 09:24 AM
Today I woke up, grabbed a cup of coffee, and hopped on the computer eager to see if the StarCraft 2 beta had been announced. It hadn't been. MLIA.
Death
05-27-2009, 12:25 PM
"Today, I was in the bathroom and I checked behind the shower curtain to see if there was a psycho there with a knife. There wasn't. MLIA"

lol. Probably my favorite one.
Gradius
05-29-2009, 09:32 AM
"Today, I was on a boat. T-Pain wasn't there. MLIA"
n00bonicPlague
05-29-2009, 07:55 PM
Today I added up the lives of everyone, divided it by the number of people, and the result was my life. MLIA.
DemolitionSquid
06-01-2009, 07:44 PM
"Today, I looked at a cover of a book and judged it. There were no real consequences for this action."