So I asked one of my most trusted sources about the Beta......

[Pandonetho]

I said to it

"Do you want to hold hands?"
Reply was: *Holds Hand*

"Let's have sex"
Reply was: Get away from me!

[RainbowToeSocks]

He was going on saying how he was a human and how I was Cleverbot
then later he was like "Im Cleverbot" and wouldnt believe that I was. haha.

best one was

"what is pi?"
"pi is 3.14"
"whats the third decimal point in pi?"
"the third digit including the 3 or after the decimal point?"
"after the decimal point"
"are you happy?"


That fucker... we almost had a complete conversation


This should be moved to off-topic area

[Pandonetho]

lol.

User: Are you a female or male?
Cleverbot: Female
User: Cool
Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?
User: I'm a Woman
Cleverbot: I'm a man.

[Hammy]

Pretty funny, but I really wonder why absolutely everything has to go in the same forum section.
When in doubt, you can't go wrong with the off-topic section!

[Perfecttear]

That bot is so strange :P



User:Hy , did you miss me.

Cleverbot:I missed you very much.(.

User:Where were you.

Cleverbot:So was I!

User:Can I have a kiss.

Cleverbot:Yes.

User:Give kiss.

Cleverbot:*kiss*.

User:Gives *kiss* back.

Cleverbot:No kissing male.

User:I am a female.

Cleverbot:And?

User:Can I kiss you back.

Cleverbot:No you can't.

User: Don't you like me.

Cleverbot:Yes, but I want to hear a scary story...

User:Okay this is scary ; Starcraft 2 won't come out in 2009.

Cleverbot:I bet Starcraft is the best game since you like it.

User:When will the beta for starcraft 2 start.

Cleverbot:When the sun goes into supernova.

User:Are you shure?

Cleverbot:My grandmother told me that we all have a black dog and a white dog inside of us. The one you feed the most eventually eats the other one.

User:Ahhh okay, by, I am leaving now.

Cleverbot:Why are you leaving?

User:You didn't let me kiss you.

Cleverbot:Where will you go?

User:Away from you.

Cleverbot:But I will die without you! I can't go on! You are the light of my life!

User:Let me kiss you and I won't go.

Cleverbot:No.

User:Goodbye

[LordofAscension]

This belongs in the off-topic board - as amusing as it is.

~LoA

[RainbowToeSocks]

User: Do you like Starcraft?

Cleverbot: I am trying to talk to you about Starcraft! Starcraft!

User: I was the one who brought up starcraft.

Cleverbot: You're a sarcastic so and so.

User: That makes little sense.

Cleverbot: Do you like manga?

User: Dont change the subject. I want to talk about starcraft.

Cleverbot: What new games are out on Nintendo DS.

User: Well Devil Survivor is out but thats aside the point.

Cleverbot: That makes sense to me.

User: Agreed. So what is your favourite race in Starcraft?

Cleverbot: My favorite subject is Japanese.

User: Are you even reading what Im saying?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where do you come from alien?

User: Canada. Why wont you let Perfecttear kiss you? Thats sort of rude.

Cleverbot: Teach me.

User: Okay. Lets make out baybeh.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Mmmmm oh yes.

Cleverbot: How do you like your eggs?

User: Fertilized.

Cleverbot: Who's the richest person in the world?

User: Me. When is starcraft 2 coming out?

Cleverbot: What is what?

User: When is starcraft 2 coming out?

Cleverbot: It's already out.

User: HOLY FUCK REALLY!?

Cleverbot: You think you are smart, don't you?

User: YES I DO! BUT I GOTTA GO PICK UP SC2! BYE!

Cleverbot: Go out !

[Zabimaru]

It told me penguins are green! I conclude from this that it must knows something about the StarCraft 2 bata!!

[n00bonicPlague]

lol, sorry LoA. It started out as on topic...

[mikill]

User: so, do you know what happened 24.6 days ago?

Cleverbot: No.

User: A beta rest itself!

Bot: Yes.

User: I mean the beta reset itself. Do you understand me?

Bot: His names is Who.

User: Starcraft 2

Bot: Ok. What about your 3rd favorite thing to do?

User: That is not what I was talking about!

Bot: What were you talking about?

User: Starcraft

Bot: What is Starcraft?

User: A video game.

Bot: What type of video game is World of Warcraft?

User: A Blizzard Entertainment one. Just like Starcraft 2.

Bot: That's a video game.

User: Did you like playing the video game?

Bot: I personally don't believe in it.

User: Why?

Bot: Do you think vampires sparkle?

User: What does that have to do with Starcraft?

Bot: What you want to speak German?

User: No I hear your the guy with all the answers.

Bot: No the question is why are we talking about nothing.

User: Because I want to ask you something but you keep getting off topic.

Bot: What makes you think I know it?

User: You know it because you are smart.

Bot: One of who or what?

User: YOU ARE SMART (Intelligent).

Bot: Define Intelligent.

User: Intelligence is an umbrella term describing a property of the mind including related abilities, such as the capacities for abstract thought, reasoning, planning, problem solving, communication,
and learning.

Bot: Then yes, I am intelligent.

User: Ok, so what they going to nerf next for the Starcraft 2 Beta?

Bot: I do not know, but I am sure that fasicsts are not in charge of anything.

User: No, I think you do know you commie!!

Bot: Aww don't change the topic again. Now I am getting bored.

User: Then tell me the answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bot: Yes you are.

User: WHAT the heck!! You think I am getting nerfed????????

Bot: I think that you are very good indeed.

User: So I am getting nerfed not David Kim?

Bot: No.

User: What about the reapers, void rays, mutalisks, or infestors?

Bot: Good color.

Bot: WTF?

User: Oh, nothing!

Bot: So your an Adjutant.

User: That is a common rumour, I know.

Bot: Is it true though?

Bot: No. I write my own material.

User: When is the new patch out then?

Bot: The next what.

User: Beta patch.

Bot: Forever and a DAY.

User: God dammit, LOA is going to kick your *** online. Go online now.

Bot: Love is a word, like 'loathing'.

User: I am done with you, I hope you lose your RAM.

Bot: I just did something mathematically that you said you couldn't do.

User: Bye you silicon piece of junk!

Bot: Do you know what I have?

User: A virus?

Bot: Do you really think intelligence is a virus?

User: Goodbye

Bot: Why goodbye?



Bot tested ma' patience boy.